Now that would REALLY be nice, but alas no. I can only think with the one. But the retraction thing is a great party trick.
When I was younger, I used to be able to pull it out, tap some unsuspecting lady on the shoulder with it, and then retract it back in real quick like one of those metal tape measures. I used to do it all the time, but now that I'm getting older it just doesn't have that same snap back that it used to...aaaah, to be young with a quick-retracting six-foot penis again...
I learned today that I am not the most peculiar person in the world.
I learnt today that the bluebottle is not one animal but actually four animals living in symbiosis.
Just thought that was cool.
i learned today that when microwaving butter to melt it for whatever reason, DO NOT PUT THE PAPER IN THE MICROWAVE.
kicky - laeknir is playing a game in italian (scrabble) right now!
Gravy - how so?
If you just want to soften butter, ringpop, just mic it for 10-20 seconds (paper is ok).
i don't know what i did with the microwave but the paper caught fire
Yikes! If you want to soften, put the butter in paper (or not) for a very short period of time. If you want to melt butter, take the butter out of the wrapper and put it in a bowl.....
Hope your microwave is ok!
yea its fine, it isn't white ne more though! but thank you i will keep that in mind
littlek, I wish I knew more italian. I only knew a few of those words. Thanks for the tip though. That was cool to watch.
I think you should play italian scrabble - it'd be good practice.
elephant is the only animal with four knees. all other animals' hind legs bend backwards. ha. isn't that worthwhile to know?
I am chickenshit to do scrabble at all, much less in italiano.
So, can you check out the site and just watch?
littlek,
I don't know if I know enough words to play one of those guys. I'll give it a shot one of these days though maybe. Would you want to play?
Osso,
Yeah, I just watched laeknir. But I don't know how to find a game to watch if it isn't someone on your buddy list.
dagmaraka wrote:elephant is the only animal with four knees. all other animals' hind legs bend backwards. ha. isn't that worthwhile to know?
That is completely useless information. I will be tellling everyone I know! Thanks, Dag!
Osso - you can watch games all you want, but I dunno how to find italian matches specifically.
Dasha, my knees bend backward?
Kicky - I'll play a game in italian against you.
okay, I'll be looking for you on the scrabble site this weekend.
Ha! I'm not getting my hopes up.
Hmm... considering that you've been taking classes in italian, I am pretty certain that I will lose. But, I want to play in another language anyway.
no, lk. they bend like knees. animals hind legs bend backwards in relation to our knees. see? perfectly logical. after all, i only had two glasses of wine. well three with the one before dinner, but who would count that in...
