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Will You Taste Some Irishness? IV (2005)

 
 
jjorge
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 09:54 am
And a Foin good mornin' to every body!

(jjorge, rubs a throbbing head and says to self: 'Oh, Oh! now aye dunnit! ....set a pricident on meself... now aye got ta make more roims to greet these newcomers!)





Dear glitterbag glistens, perhaps you knew,
If not, you'll love her --I surely do,
Her eyes they sparkle, a LIGHT shines through!
(helped by a taste of Jameson's brew)


I must arteculate,
and try not to stumble,
Here's a lady be lovely
(her first name be 'Bumble')


Friend Magginkat's here
all neighin' and prancin',
can't wait to get started
with singing and dancin'.


And who wouldn't vote
for our fair friend Eva?
If eva you met her,
You neva would leave her!


Oh, it's GRAND! We've a Prince
who's not kin to King Billy,
He'll be ogling the lookers,
but none of the fillies.


Hurrah! Whose NOT Merry
with friend Andrew here?
He's all smiles and no worries
WITHOUT greenish beer.


It's very well known,
a debacle AIN'T jolly
but OUR D's a good 'n
He's a foin lad by golly!


Friends, during the night
while you all were sleepin'
littlek with a flashlight,
came lurkin' and peepin'.

Come back littlek!
and don't be a peeper,
to friends on '2k'
you're a genuine keeper.


...and jest as I'm about to post
who arrives but one of our hosts!
its really grand to see you Jes,
and even your 'Woof' leaves no distress.


(For those of you who have yet to meet her,
Jes is no woofer, she's a real sweet tweeter!)


ADDENDUM: (11:49 PM EST)

My time machine is really a dandy,
and sometimes lads, it's mighty handy,
'cause Jackie dear slipped in behind me
with a Durcan poem* like a piece of candy,

Now, sit down Jackie and promise to stay
five more day's till St. Paddy's day!







* see post below
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jackie
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:03 am
Good morning jjorge, and all foine friends.
thank you for the invite, i' tis' a pleasure to share a friendly Paul Durcan w' you.

The Cabinet Table -- Paul Durcan


Alice Gunn is a cleaner woman
Down at Government Buildings,
And after seven o'clock Mass last night
(Isn't it a treat to be able to go to Sunday Mass
On a Saturday! To sit down to Saturday Night TV
Knowing you've fulfilled your Sunday obligations!)
She came back over to The Flats for a cup of tea
(I offered her sherry but she declined--
Oh I never touch sherry on a Saturday night--
Whatever she meant by that, I don't know).
She had us all in stitches, telling us
How one afternoon after a Cabinet Meeting
(One of those afternoons when it gets dark so early
That the streetlamps are all lit up by 3.30 pm)
She got one of the Security Men
To lie down on the Cabinet Table,
And what she didn't do to him--
And what she did do to him--
She didn't half tell us;
But she told us enough to be going on with.
Do you know what it is?--she says to me:
No--says I--what is it?
It's Mahogany--she says--Pure Mahogany.
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jjorge
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:06 am
OK, what was this thread about? Oh yes, Irish poetry.

We are having a lot of fun here, but I hope you all are prepared for quick changes of mood.
As I'm sure you know, some of the most beautiful and poignant Irish poetry is sad.

I hope you like today's offering:






'Switch'

'Come here,' said Turnbull, 'till you see the sadness
In the horse's eyes,
If you had such big hooves under you there'd be sadness
In your eyes too.'

It was clear that he understood so well the sadness
In the horse's eyes,
And had pondered it so long that in the end he'd plunged
Into the horses mind.

I looked at the horse to see the sadness
Obvious in its eyes,
And Turnbull's eyes looking in my direction
From the horses head.

I looked at Turnbull one last time
And saw on his face
Outsize eyes that were dumb with sadness -
The horses eyes.
-Sean O' Riordain (transl. by Patrick Crotty)


For more on Sean O' Riordain go to:
http://www.pgil-eirdata.org/html/pgil_datasets/authors/o/ORiordain%2CS%28b1916%29/life.htm
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Magginkat
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:46 am
hehehehe! I traveled all this distance to read the update only to find one word "Woof"!

I think I will refrain from asking for a translation! Smile

http://www.riverdance.com/htm/multimedia/musicclips/mp3/riverdance_vbr.mp3
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jjorge
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 01:02 pm
BONUS POEM:

I am trying to primarily post poems that I haven't posted on previous threads.

That said, there will be a few that I've posted before....just because I love them.

One of those is 'The Planter's Daughter' by Austin Clarke. I hope you like it as much as I do:



'The Planter's Daughter'

When night stirred at sea
And the fire brought a crowd in,
They say that her beauty
Was music in mouth
And few in the candlelight
Thought her too proud,
For the house of the planter
Is known by the trees.

Men that had seen her
Drank deep and were silent,
The women were speaking
Wherever she went-
As a bell that is rung
Or a wonder told shyly
And O she was the Sunday
In every week.
-Austin Clarke

For more on Austin Clarke go to:
http://homepage.tinet.ie/~splash/Clarke.html
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 05:11 pm
jjorge, you make me blush me friend. I'll be hoisting a few in your honor tonight (I am going to a teen center reunion, can you believe it? Half of us will be using walkers) and I will sing as many Chieftain songs that the group will allow me. I may even sip a little Jamesons out of mr. glitterbags shoe. I will rejoin this merry group after the gala, but I can't promise to behave. Here's to ye!
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 08:24 pm
If it weren't for the kind company here, I'd be tempted to accept the invitation of the Good People for a bit of a frolic under the hill. The winter has been long, long and white and hard.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 10:58 pm
Finally made it!!

Late as ever - but loving the company - and goodness me - a Debacle sighting!
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husker
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 11:14 pm
My town had our St Pat's Parade today only I missed it but a friend kid taped it so I'm waiting for my turn.

darn jjorge - I forgot that I told you guys I was a Irishman - LOL
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jjorge
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:12 am
Good marnin to ye all!

Let me make a few ecknowledgements before I continue:

thanks so much to Piff, Letty, JoeNation, Bobsmythhawk, Kitchenpete, BBB, Eva, Debacle, Merry A., and jackie for the

poems, songs, and stories! Now did I leave anybody out? Shite, I hope not! Your a foin bunch o pals you are!

...and thanks to everyone whose droppin' in...stick around! there's a lot more left.


Oh wait! there's two new arrivals that I haven't loosed the doggerels on yet:

a Husky fellow from way out west
has heard the noise and come to test
the poteen here (it's Ireland's best)
When all the rest are on the ground,
he'll still be dancin' round and round!

Dear Margo's here, (an Oz colleen!)
She'll sing and dance, and drink between,
Her wit is sharp, her feet are nimble,
She can drink enough to fill a thimble!
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husker
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:14 am
sweet
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jjorge
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:19 am
Today's poem is 'Anseo' by Paul Muldoon. I hope you like it.

Incidentally, I hope you find the links (to more info on these poets) to be helpful.


Anseo


When the master was calling the roll
At the primary school in Collegelands,
You were meant to call back Anseo
And raise your hand
As your name occurred.
Anseo, meaning here, here and now,
All present and correct,
Was the first word of Irish I spoke.
The last name on the ledger
Belonged to Joseph Mary Plunkett Ward
And was followed, as often as not,
By silence, knowing looks,
A nod and a wink, the master's droll
'And where's our little Ward-of-court?'


I remember the first time he came back
The master had sent him out
Along the hedges
To weigh up for himself and cut
A stick with which he would be beaten.
After a while, nothing was spoken;
He would arrive as a matter of course
With an ash-plant, a salley-rod.
Or, finally, the hazel-wand
He had whittled down to a whip-lash,
Its twist of red and yellow lacquers
Sanded and polished,
And altogether so delicately wrought
That he had engraved his initials on it.


I last met Joseph Mary Plunkett Ward
In a pub just over the Irish border.
He was living in the open,
in a secret camp
On the other side of the mountain.
He was fighting for Ireland,
Making things happen.
And he told me, Joe Ward,
Of how he had risen through the ranks
To Quartermaster, Commandant:
How every morning at parade
His volunteers would call back Anseo
And raise their hands
As their names occurred.
-Paul Muldoon



For more on Paul Muldoon go to:
http://www.theconnection.org/shows/2002/12/20021209_b_main.asp
http://www.pshares.org/Authors/authorDetails.cfm?prmAuthorID=1096
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 06:50 am
I got to thinking about how the Middle East and Ireland are similar in some ways, so I came up with this poem. I have met one Jewish fellow from Scotland but never one from Ireland, but I'm sure there must be some folks like this. :-D

Listen my children
as sometimes you do
and I'll tell you the tale
of the Irish Jew.

When Kevin O'Brien
met Miriam Stein
They decided together
to start a new line.

Their son was named
Abraham Mordecai Stein-O'Brien
I'll telling the truth,
don't say that I'm lyin'.

His yarmulke was Irish lace
payes were red
freckles were on his face
a fur cap on his head.

He ate cabbage with kreplach
and corned beef on rye
and on the High Holy Days
he wore a kelly green tie.

He prayed in Hebrew
in Gaelic transliteration
for he was the only Jew
in the Irish nation.

He sang "My Yiddishe Mama"
and gave you a smile instead of a frown
and "Toora Loora Loora"
always brought the house down.

He could dance the hora
and do a little jig
when he ate dinner at his neighbor's
he ate the cabbage but never the pig.

On St. Patrick's Day he met
Rose Margaret Sullivan Cohen
that's the day he knew
he'd no longer be alone.

He loved the way she used matzoh
to make her Passover scones
her Hebrew was impressive
with lilting Old Sod tones.

Her beauty came from both traditions
she was dressed in the finest of clothes
but their wedding's a tale for another day
of Abie's Wild Irish Rose.
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jjorge
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 11:54 am
jespah wrote:

...I have met one Jewish fellow from Scotland but never one from Ireland, but I'm sure there must be some folks like this. :-D



Jes,

When I was a youngster I used to watch the St. Paddy's day parade each year at my uncle Johnny's house on G St. in South Boston, just down from Southie High.

...Anyway, I remember vividly that one year (approx. 1958) the honored guest (or 'Honorary Grand Marshal' or something) was the Lord Mayor of Dublin.

He was a GRAND sight! ...dressed to the nines, and sporting a fancy hat.
Around his neck was a chain with a big, impressive medallion that was the symbol of his office.

Oh.....did I forget to mention? Lord Mayor Briscoe was Jewish. Very Happy

http://www.life.com/Life/burrows/a4.html
http://www.worldhistory.com/wiki/L/Lord-Mayor-of-Dublin.htm

true story.

P.S. In case you were wondering, he had a brogue as Irish as ANY Irishman. (I heard him speak on the news)
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:09 pm
Aye, jjorge, Lord Mayor Briscoe was a fine broth of a fellow. There's a story about Sadie and Becky watching that parade you're a-referrin' to. When the limo carrying the Lord Mayor cruised by in a stately manner, Sadie said to Becky: "<sigh> He's one of us, Becky. Isn't that wunneful?" And Becky replied: "Yes. Only in America..."

And let's not forget one of the most famous characters in all Irish literature, Leopold Bloom.
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jjorge
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 12:38 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
Aye, jjorge, Lord Mayor Briscoe was a fine broth of a fellow. There's a story about Sadie and Becky watching that parade you're a-referrin' to. When the limo carrying the Lord Mayor cruised by in a stately manner, Sadie said to Becky: "<sigh> He's one of us, Becky. Isn't that wunneful?" And Becky replied: "Yes. Only in America..."

And let's not forget one of the most famous characters in all Irish literature, Leopold Bloom.



Great story M.A! Laughing
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 02:15 pm
jjorge wrote:
Good marnin to ye all!


Oh wait! there's two new arrivals that I haven't loosed the doggerels on yet:

Dear Margo's here, (an Oz colleen!)
She'll sing and dance, and drink between,
Her wit is sharp, her feet are nimble,
She can drink enough to fill a thimble!


Musta bin a bloody big thimble then - here in a haze margo!
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jjorge
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 02:49 pm
Laughing Rolling Eyes
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 03:15 pm
Well folks, I'm back from the teen center reunion and that was 4 hours of my life I will never get back. People at the get together were between 57 and 65, and damn if some of the guys came without their wives and proceeded to sashay around the room like they thought they would get lucky that night. It was pathetic. One old classmate got tanked and decided to explain to my husband of 27 years why he shouldn't be threatened by the presence of the boyfriend I had over 35 years ago. She thought she was doing me a favor, fact is I had forgotten about the guy and I don't think it ever came up during our marriage who I dated in high school. That was the true nightmare, too many women with the same hairstyle from highschool, too many people thinking they still have the same importance that they thought they had in highschool, and too many people thinking I am the same girl I was at 18. I don't think you could pay me enough to ever put myself thru that again. I did see some folks that I enjoyed talking to, it was good catching up, but on balance it wasn't even a wash. And the girls went to so much trouble to look good. A few of them even pressed their sweatpants, as Martha would say "It's not a good thing". Somebody pass me the bottle, please.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 03:39 pm
Glitterbag--

You can't go home again.
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