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Will You Taste Some Irishness? IV (2005)

 
 
jjorge
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 09:13 am
...Our gourmet is here,
Hola' kitchenpete!
He brings us Sinead
to taste something sweet,

Delight on delight,
A2k friends arriving,
Some are doing real well,
Some like me... just surviving,

(and I must get to oz
before I'm much older
if only to see
my dear friend msolga) ...









(NOTE TO JJORGE FROM SELF: come on jjorge, no 'bait and switch'. Don't get carried away with this doggeral, this is advertised as a REAL poetry thread!)
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jjorge
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 09:50 am
Bonus Poem


'Sublet'


Within their rented lives I am the gate at all hours,
footsteps on the stairs that might wake their child.
I am a spare set of clothes in the box-room wardrobe,
a misremembered name, the cistern's muffled hum,
a sliver across the landing that widens and shuts over.
I am a temporary measure until things pick up,
a cousin from the west if the landlord asks,
a couple of used notes in advance on the telly
that come as a godsend in the middle of the month.
I am a wafer-thin book that was left by mistake
one weekend on the table, the latest running joke
with her sister, his mother, a reason to whisper.
I am a strange alarm clock, the lukewarm kettle,
a cup no one else uses upside-down by the sink,
the missing inch of milk, a change of plan in red ink
on the back of a napkin. I am a half-minute lull
as the house holds its breath, a rustle in the hall,
the front door slamming onto mid-morning rain.
-Conor O'Callaghan

For more on Conor O'Callaghan go to:
http://www.pgil-eirdata.org/html/pgil_datasets/authors/o/OCallaghan,C/life.htm
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 10:04 am
It will soon be Spring Break time
Hi jjorge, so glad to see you've popped up again; thanks for the invite.

It soon will be Spring Break time and I thought this poem appropriate as we mourn the loss of our dear Cav:

Mid-term Break

I sat all morning in the college sick bay
Counting bells knelling classes to a close,
At two o'clock our neighbors drove me home.

In the porch I met my father crying--
He had always taken funerals in his stride--
And Big Jim Evans saying it was a hard blow.

The baby cooed and laughed and rocked the pram
When I came in, and I was embarrassed
By old men standing up to shake my hand

And tell me they were "sorry for my trouble,"
Whispers informed strangers I was the eldest,
Away at school, as my mother held my hand

In hers and coughed out angry tearless sighs.
At ten o'clock the ambulance arrived
With the corpse, stanched and bandaged by the nurses.

Next morning I went up into the room. Snowdrops
And candles soothed the bedside; I saw him
For the first time in six weeks. Paler now,

Wearing a poppy bruise on the left temple,
He lay in the four foot box as in a cot.
No gaudy scars, the bumper knocked him clear.

A four foot box, a foot for every year.

Seamus Heaney
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 10:32 am
(Edited and adapted from Dick's Irish Dialect Recitations, Wm. B. Dick, Editor, New York, Dick & Fitzgerald, Publisher, 1879)
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 11:05 am
Jjorge

Your a2k poetry was artfully done. Worthy as one of the old sod. A smattering of the green is in me. The ancestors on my father's side go back to the Burkes of County Clare.
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 12:39 pm
jjorge, How wonderful to see you acknowledge the contributors. I was afraid that your thread would just run on and on, but I see that I was wrong. In this instance, I love being in "err-in".


Eugene O'Neill (1888-1953)

"It's Great When You Get In"


1They told me the water was lovely,
2 That I ought to go for a swim,
3The air was maybe a trifle cool,
4 "You won't mind it when you get in"
5So I journeyed cheerfully beach-ward,
6 And nobody put me wise,
7But everyone boosted my courage
8 With an earful of jovial lies.


9The Sound looked cold and clammy,
10 The water seemed chilly and gray,
11But I hastened into my bathing suit
12 And floundered into the spray.
13Believe me, the moment I touched it
14 I realized then and there,
15That the fretful sea was not meant for me
16 But fixed for a polar bear.


17I didn't swim for distance
18 I didn't do the crawl,
19(They asked why I failed to reach the raft,
20 And I told them to hire a hall.)
21But I girded my icy garments
22 Round my quaking limbs so blue,
23And I beat it back to the bath house
24 To warm up for an age or two.


25I felt like a frozen mummy
26 In an icy winding sheet.
27It took me over an hour
28 To calm my chattering teeth.
29And I sympathized with Peary,
30 I wept for Amundsen's woes,
31As I tried to awaken some life in
32 My still unconscious toes.


33So be warned by my example
34 And shun the flowing sea,
35When the chill winds of September
36 Blow sad and drearily.
37Heed not the tempters' chatter
38 Pass them the skeptics' grin
39For the greatest bull that a boob can pull
40 Is "It's great when you get in."

Proving that Eugene had a sense of humor.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 01:12 pm
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 01:13 pm
I'm Here !! I want some Irish too !! Sorry this is a bit hurried, but I will be back !!

Happy St Patrick's day !!!
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 01:45 pm
With a wink and a blink and a nod, off goes the Prince to the sod. Razz
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 01:51 pm
The Wearin' o' the Green

By Anonymous


OH, Paddy dear! and did ye hear the news that's goin' round?
The shamrock is forbid by law to grow on Irish ground!
No more St. Patrick's day we'll keep; his colour can't be seen,
For there's a cruel law ag'in' the Wearin' o' the Green!

I met with Napper Tandy, and he took me by the hand,
And he said, "How's poor ould Ireland, and how does she stand?"
"She's the most distressful country that ever yet was seen,
For they're hanging men and women there for the Wearin' o' the Green.

An' if the colour we must wear is England's cruel red,
Let it remind us of the blood that Ireland has shed;
Then pull the shamrock from your hat, and throw it on the sod,
An' never fear, 'twill take root there, though under foot 'tis trod.

When law can stop the blades of grass from growin' as they grow,
An' when the leaves in summer time their colour dare not show,
Then I will change the colour, too, I wear in my caubeen;
But till that day, plaise God, I'll stick to the Wearin' o' the Green.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 04:22 pm
Slainté, y'all. Irishness, is it? Unless both my parents were awful liars (which I wouldn't put past them for an eyeblink), I have nary a drap o' Irish blood coursing through this otherwise foine body of mine. But don't they say that on St. Patrick's day there are only two kinds of people -- them as is Irish and them as wish they were? Having spent the major portion of my life in and around the fair city of Boston, I do feel I'm part Irish by simple osmosis. You breathe the same air as the Kennedys and the James Michael Curley clan and, why, after a while, you start to talk just like them. A thousand thanks, jjorge, for invitin' me in for a drap o' this delightful Irishness. I promise to behave meself in a dacent manner.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 05:49 pm
To my friend who sent the PM, I tried to reply but apparently A2K has classified me a person who has not met the criteria for sending private messages. I haven't been on the computer for a few days, so I need to scroll back and see if I've been gigged for an offense of some sort. I don't think I've said anything offensive, but I guess I have to find out. Anyhow, thanks for the invite, I found the thread and will be looking for a nice bottle of Irish Whiskey to bring to the brawl, no no no I meant party. I was thinking of my family get togethers, my mistake. Cheers, glitterbag
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Debacle
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 06:12 pm
jjorge! ... long time, no see, but it's grand to see you now. And all these gentle folk here gathered. I tink I see a number of arstwhile abuzzeroo's amongst the crowd. Ever the taughtful gent, ye've laid on a foine farum fer Pathrick's big day.

And now, if ye don't mind atall, I'll append a little twit of a voise which I hope will add a bit of spirit to the season. An' with yer leave, I'll even go so far as to dethicate this to Merry Andrew who, while not after being perthickerly Irish, is one generly in the spirits.

Oh, and before I forgit, this ain't a piece by Jaimie Joyce, though it's after bein' called

Finnegan's Wake

Tim Finnegan lived in Walkin Street,
a gentle Irishman mighty odd
He had a brogue both rich and sweet,
an' to rise in the world he carried a hod
You see he'd a sort of a tipplers way
but the love for the liquor poor Tim was born
To help him on his way each day,
he'd a drop of the creator every morn.

Whack fol the dah now dance to your partner
around the floor your trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you?
Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake.


One morning Tim got rather full,
his head felt heavy which made him shake;
Fell from a ladder and he broke his skull,
and they carried him home his corpse to wake.
Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet,
and laid him out upon the bed,
A bottle of whiskey at his feet
and a barrel of porther at his head.

His friends assembled at the wake,
and Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch;
First she brought in tea and cake,
then pipes, tobacco and whiskey punch.
Biddy O'Brien began to cry,
"Such a nice clean corpse, did you ever see?
Tim avourneen, why did you die?",
"Will you hold your gob?" said Paddy McGee.

Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job,
"Biddy" says she "you're wrong, I'm sure."
Biddy gave her a belt in the gob
and left her sprawling on the floor.
Then the war did soon engage,
t'was woman to woman and man to man;
Shillelagh law was all the rage,
and a row and a ruction soon began.

Mickey Maloney ducked his head
when a bucket of whiskey flew at him;
It missed, and falling on the bed,
the liquor scattered over Tim.
Bedad he revives, see how he rises,
Timothy rising from the bed,
Saying "Whittle your whiskey around like blazes,
tunderin' Jaysus, do ye tink I'm dead?"
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Magginkat
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 07:11 pm
[quote="jjorge
[size=7](NOTE TO JJORGE FROM SELF: come on jjorge, no 'bait and switch'. Don't get carried away with this doggeral, this is advertised as a REAL poetry thread!)[/size][/quote]


jjorge...... Glitterbag asked me to send you a PM to tell you that she had received your pm. She could not respond because of some silly rule about being a member in good standing..... I guess that means one has to have posted hundred's of responses because I cannot send you a pm either!!

Now that's a silly rule if ever I saw one. What's a PM got to do with how many posts you have made? Strange.............
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 10:32 pm
<peep>
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 07:26 am
Ahh, I see M. deB is still amongst us folk who breathe the rarefied air of cyberspace in general and the environs of aye-touquay in the specific. I'm mighty gratified, sir, that you'd think of a poor immigrant like meself to dedicate that foine traditional verse to. I do remember one foine evening in Sheridan Square, Greenwich Village, NYC, at a pub which no longer exists but was, at the time, known as The Lion's Head. It was the favourite hangout for Paddy Clancy (he of The Clancy Brothers with Tommy Makem) when the brothers were mostly living in the City. Well, this one foine evenin' the lad was somewhat in his cups when someone come in off the street handed him a guitar. (This was the day of hippiedom, back in the 1960s and it seemed that every second person one saw walking the streets of the Village was a-carryin' a guitar.) Well, Paddy decided to hold forth for gratis, no tin cup out, if you catch my drift. And 'twas the very same song he decided to sing as you have posted here, D. The wake of the late lamented Mr. Finnegan. I'll never forget that evening, though there were others I've been trying to forget. True story.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 07:30 am
one fpone evenin' indeed

<grin>
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 07:42 am
Dun bin fixed, Bethie. Caught it afore you did.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 07:43 am
you think you can hide from me, my fpone friend?
take it bavk!

Cool
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 09:10 am
Woof!
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