Smorgs, I know you are gorgeous [because you told me], but where does my banana come into this? Have you been spying in my lunchbox?
I know you are perfectly normal or you wouldn't be my girlfriend! Can't you take a joke, love...
Anyway, if you can have another top 3 then I can as well:
Getting away with it by Electronic
Kinky Raggae [long, live version]..no, only joking about that one. How about:
To love somebody by Jimmy Sommerville and...
I'll sail this ship alone by The Beautiful South [do you know I cannot even tolerate any other track that group has made, but that one is one of my all time faves!]