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Which items should astronauts bring with them to Mars?

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2018 07:30 am
Roach Hotels
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2018 09:58 am
Fracking equipment
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2018 02:46 pm
Tapioca pudding
Licorice
Plenty of pistachios
Earplugs (Martian nights get very loud)
Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 08:19 am
@Sturgis,
Sturgis wrote:


Earplugs (Martian nights get very loud)


Because of the fracking equipment that edgarblythe brought.
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fresco
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 10:00 am
Grand Piano
Croquet Set
Gorilla costume.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 10:27 am
Tuxedo
Box of Kleenex
Shoe polish
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Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 10:42 am
"Earth rock"

to replace all the moon rocks we keep taking
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 11:25 am
Street map of Slough.
fresco
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 03:07 pm
@izzythepush,
Iron Bru
Jar of Marmite
Oyster card.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 03:10 pm
@fresco,
were gonna need a bigger bus.
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 05:54 pm
I've read right through this long and incredibly useful thread, and I can't believe that nobody thought to bring the most important item:

MARS BARS
glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 06:23 pm
@margo,
Yikes, you're right, this isn't a very responsible group.

So, will you bring the MARS BARS?
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 07:54 pm
Pictures of home.

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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2018 05:20 am
@glitterbag,
look, there may be bears in the woods and thy love Mars Bars and SNICKERS. Im just warning ya's.

They will need a convertible to drive in town on saturday evenings
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2018 06:27 am
Not to mention a gym and a bounce house and trampoline.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2018 09:14 pm
@farmerman,
Oh right, who's bringing the saplings....we need some mulch or pine straw, I defer to the landscape artists over which one, maybe we should collect info on under-mars sprinklers

I'm guessing bear traps wont be considered, we will need something else

For Edgar, if we are going to bring a trampoline, we should invest in some ankle weights
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2018 09:26 pm
@glitterbag,
Just bungee cords.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2018 09:57 pm
@edgarblythe,
Oh right, that's much better.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2018 07:24 pm
@glitterbag,
Plus honey bee nets.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2018 03:43 pm
Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, do not try showing Martians The Eyes of Laura Mars or Presenting Lily Mars! They, find it offensive to use their planet's grand name for film titles.

However, they have a taste for bleach- who knew? So, one million gallons of bleach should be brought as a welcoming gesture. Martians are not subject to the dreadful fatalities from bleach that earthlings suffer.
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