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That I was dropped on my head as a baby?

Roxxx isn't just a nutcase. "She" actually has nuts.

I'm sure she's just misunderstood ................

By whom Tico?

technically , if you follow her from TPN , she has had them removed to become a lesbian.

Well, shewolf, a lot of man have no balls.
That doesn't make them lesbians though....

Please folks, let's not let anything derail what is, after all, one of the nicest threads on A2K.


I'm sorry that it was me who inadvertantly dragged this thread into negative stuff, and ask that this is all put aside and that someone posts a few photos to get things rolling again.

After a few pages, this unfortunate episode will all be forgotten.


Now, if someone wishes to post some bikini pics, all the better.


Oh, that invitation doesn't go out to you, slappy. The thought of you posing in a stringy two piece is enough to put me off the beer I've just poured.

I will now have to concentrate hard on something pleasant before I start quaffing.

Lord E - are you still hawking those iron-on pix?

I've got a pillowcase just waiting for you

I still think Lord's wife is a knockout. Please send me more photos of your wife via snail mail, Lord.

Gustav Ratzenhofer
Route 17
Bullfrog Junction, Arkansas

I don't know. I should have included the appropriate rolly-eye emoticon thingie.

Oh
my
God.

(helping Tico out)

Heeding LE's call for pics, here's an old one of me ....







<sigh> ... those were the days.

I stole this photo from Walter. Me, Osso, and C.I. having breakfast in Chicago a week ago. (Osso is the young lady.)

Thanks, you two.

Now I'll replace the one of my car, just to see what Ratzenhofer has to say about it (can't wait).....



This is what I originally had to say about it.....

This one is of my very first car. It's engine had been converted from a standard 850cc to a 1200 or thereabouts and had been fitted with twin choke webber carbs. The steering column had been dropped, a tiny rally steering wheel had been fitted, and it had proper rally "bucket" seats. Axle spacers had been put on, to widen the wheel base, and fat tyres had been added.
It all sounds very good, but I must tell you that the thing was full of rust, it conked out when I drove through puddles and the windscreen wipers would only complete three inches of arc, so I had to duck right down in the seat and look out of the bottom edge of the screen when it rained.

However, I can confirm that it IS possible on the back seat of a mini, and I could take the notorious "Dagger Lane" at around 80mph and stay on the road.
I sold it about a year later, when the subframe collapsed.


Yes, we DO drive cars as small as this in the UK.

Would you like a "young" me, which is the non iron version?

Or the present day me which, however much you iron the bloody thing, it's still full of creases?

Jane, may I say that you are looking younger every day.


She has stunning eyes, your kid. In about ten years, you are going to be beating boys away from your front door.

LE, no pictures of me in a bikini?

You sure?

Because I've got these old halloween pictures...