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THE MEANING OF OZ - All you need to know!

 
 
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 01:57 am
@dlowan,
Well either do I, frankly. Nor do I want to lose any fleshy bits!Shocked

We'd just better stay out of the water for the duration, bunny! I think that would be best!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 02:00 am
@msolga,
Enough sharks on dry land too to bite your fleshy bits msolga. Smile
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 02:01 am
@Dutchy,
Indeed! Absolutely, Dutchy! Gotta avoid those, too! Wink
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 02:05 am
@msolga,
Streuth, we don't call this place "terror Australis" for nothing!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 02:12 am
@msolga,
Laughing Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 02:33 am
@msolga,
What duration?

The rest of our lives?

Them sharks isn't going away.

msolga
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 04:41 am
@dlowan,
Hmmmm ....

You have a point there, bunny. And they appear to me multiplying!

Looks like we stay out of the water for as long as it takes, then!

How about skiing, instead?
Or sky diving, even?

Something a bit less dangerous .....
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 04:48 am
@msolga,
Ferret legging?
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 04:53 am
@dlowan,
Ferret legging?

You go in for this sort of thing, Deb?


Sounds dangerous to me! (Whatever's involved.)
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 05:15 am
@msolga,
Crikey! Surprised Shocked :

Quote:
Ferret legging is a sport that was allegedly practiced in Yorkshire, England, UK. It was first created by Donald Katz, in an humorous article entitled "King of the Ferret Leggers," in the October 1987 issue of Outside magazine.

The sport involves putting two ferrets inside one's trousers, having first tied one's trouser cuffs firmly to one's ankles, lest the ferrets escape. The competitor then cinches his belt tightly, and the clock is started. Competitors cannot be drunk or drugged, nor can the ferrets be drugged. In addition, competitors cannot wear underpants beneath their trousers, and the ferrets' teeth cannot be filed or otherwise blunted. Competitors can touch the ferrets, but only from the outside of the trousers.

The record-holder at the time of Katz' article was Reg Mellor, a 72-year-old retired miner from Barnsley in Yorkshire. In Katz's comic masterpiece, Mellor's winning time was five hours and twenty-six minutes of "keepin' 'em down." He did this on July 5, 1981 at the Annual Pennine Show at Holmfirth, Yorkshire.[1] It was Mellor who instituted the practice of wearing white trousers in ferret-legging matches "to better show the blood."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret_legging
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 05:24 am
@msolga,
I'd rather be wearing your pants than mine msolga. Smile
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 05:27 am
@Dutchy,
Long Johns, I'd say, for ferret legging!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 07:06 am
@msolga,
msolga wrote:

Ferret legging?

You go in for this sort of thing, Deb?


Sounds dangerous to me! (Whatever's involved.)


I have never legged a ferret.
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 07:12 am
@dlowan,
Quote:
I have never legged a ferret.



Hey, neither have I!

And I'm not about to try it, either!
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 01:04 am
Tom Keneally has an opinion piece in a recent Guardian Weekly about backburning. He included a quote from some guy that I quite liked:

"Australia has two seasons; drought and flood"
msolga
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 01:08 am
@hingehead,
Sometimes there are a nice, temperate moments in between, though! Smile
msolga
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 01:09 am
@msolga,
Like now! (Phew, bloody phew!)

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Deckland
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 02:38 am
@dlowan,
" Them sharks" in QLD are going away ....
The crocs are eating them !!!!
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6524592,00.jpg

www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6524592,00.jpg
msolga
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 02:40 am
@Deckland,
Shocked
roger
 
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Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 02:44 am
@msolga,
If that's an Australian shark, it's probably chewing croc gullet all the way down.

 

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