I am a serious B*tch today

need a hug? or someone to give you breakfast in bed?

need a xanex?

how about an orgasm? a big. crashing, toe curling, sweaty , trembly orgasm?

oh yum..........

I already had breakfast in bed but something else in bed might not be bad.....

he he he....you read my mind....

tequila would be good. :wink:

these brighten my day.

Ummm...I just thought I'd let you know, Kristie that you spelled "explanation" wrong in your original post.

Aw, pookie....

thanks.


(a-hole....)



:wink:

Heeheehee...

Viagra jokes



Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for."It's the greatest invention ever," he said. "It makes you feel like a man of 30." "Can you get it over the counter?" "Probably - if I took two."

Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.

What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go but doesn't really care where.

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three I minute ride.

A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours. In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home." "I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?" "But I don't need Viagra with the maid."


there.. those are pretty funny. they should make you at least smile.

The best way to solve bitchiness is to get your ass to the kitchen and start baking, like a good lil' woman.

Quick, like a bunny...

Didn't we do this routine with Kristie last month?

Probably right around the same date, too.

Damn PMS.

actually, that sounds like a good idea slappy.....wow....who would EVER have thought I'd take a suggestion from you? Hm.

:wink:

I love to bake!