I am a serious B*tch today

Now I'm gonna let you in on a secret. Not for you, you understand, but because I feel sorry for your husband.








Ready?








LACTAID!

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret....
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LACTAID doesn't always work!

Was that a concert?

Yeah....artists joined together to fight Lactose Intolerance.

Aha, thought so. :wink:

Green M&M's ONLY!



No milk backstage!!

A benefit concert put on by the "Jammin' Smiley's and Milton." They're here all week. Try the veal.

Whoa...I think I saw a wardrobe malfunction...

Here's your wardrobe malfunction.....

Malfunction

Didn't know I had a thing for yellow boobs til now....whew....

he he he...

nice little dirty smiley there....

Sounds like you're allergic to chocolate.

no, it's cheese and chocolate and milk and everything else. I will take the pills and they help but they don't always do the job 100%. It depends how much dairy I've had all day and stuff.

:-(

still..nothing is moving.
it is my computer. it hates me.

Why are men so thick headed? Just answer me that. They drive me nuts.

It's easy to tell you've never been married slappy

Kristie, "Just a formal apology to anyone I may inadvertently offend with a post today"

Apology accepted, if the God's are kind, I'll get over it. :wink:



Slappy, "Unless it's something along the lines of "I want to have sex," or "what can I cook you?"


1% sounds fine to me. Change the ?'or' to ?'and' and that takes care of the other 99%

Kristie

Not sure where you live...but if it is anywhere near NYC...I might be able to help.

I specialize in helping women achieve long, drawn out, earwax melting orgasms....and I noticed early on that you indicated that might help you get out of this funk.

I'm no spring chicken...but I guarantee success...and age differential has NEVER been a problem with my technique.

If you don't live close by...I could give a detailed description of how the relaxation process proceeds...and I've been told that even hearing a description of it...has great value with these kinds of problems.

Ball is in your court.

Frank,
I live 5 miles from Detroit in Michigan. Not too close.... perhaps you are skilled in the art of phone sex??



I am feeling slightly less weepy today but about 43.765% bitchier. So this should be fun.

I started my day out by driving through Tim Hortons to get my medium coffee and muffin. I paid, got my coffee and drove off. Leaving my poor muffin at the drive thru window. Son of a.....so I had to go get something else for breakfast, which f*cked with my system and now I am all thrown off for the rest of the day. **sigh**

Not to mention I painted my nails last night and the polish got all messed up so now I have to redo them. **sigh**

And I have to go to the hospital tonight to see my MIL who had surgery on Wednesday. I hate the way hospitals smell. My hubby is worse and I usuaslly have to drag him kicking and screaming into the hospital. **sigh**

Thank god it's Friday because if I had another day after this, I'd probably drive my car into a concrete wall.