panzade wrote:Didn't we do this routine with Kristie last month?
Yes we did. I already admitted PMS in another thread.
The difference between me and a lot of women is that I am willing to admit that I am a raging bitch right now and that I am irrational and insane . I just can't stop myself...I see myself saying and doing these crazy things but I can't seem to stop myself! I am like a crazed lunatic!
Not a viagra joke but here goes....2 old women sat on a park bench and to their shock, a naked male jogger runs by.
One of them has a stroke...the other one couldnt reach.
They give elderly men viagra at the nursing home....it prevents them from accidentally rolling out of bed.
here.........have some m&m's
Brand X wrote:They give elderly men viagra at the nursing home....it prevents them from accidentally rolling out of bed.
or at least providing a kickstand incase they do!
Ahhh, my banana men always make me feel better.
WHO'S THE BOOB?
A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door.
"Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her.
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come on in."
They sat down and shortly Mike said, "You know, Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could see just one."
Nora thought about this for a second, and thought about how badly they needed the money right now. She opened her robe and exposed one. Mike promptly thanked her and put $100 on the table.
They sat there a while longer, and Mike said, "They are so beautiful! I'd love to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together."
Nora thought about this for a moment, then opened her robe and gave Mike a nice big look. Mike thanked her and threw another $100 on the table. Then he said he couldn't wait any longer for Tony and left.
A while later, Tony arrived and Nora said, "You know, your weird friend Mike came over while you were gone."
Tony turned and said, "Good. Did he drop off the $200 he owed me?"
This made me think of you shewolf...
ha ha ha!!
:-(
things still dont move on my 'puter
shewolfnm wrote::-(
things still dont move on my 'puter
Did you clean the White Out off the monitor?
My ex-wife suffered terribly from her PMS. One time she hit me over the head with a suitcase for saying something about her mother....while I was asleep!
shewolfnm wrote::-(
things still dont move on my 'puter
I wonder what's wrong? Did you ever get an answer in the help forum?
panzade wrote:My ex-wife suffered terribly from her PMS. One time she hit me over the head with a suitcase for saying something about her mother....while I was asleep!
Ouch! I don't hit. I just yell. And cry. And pout. And eat. Man, can I eat. My hubby went shopping last night (
) and bought me veggies to snakc on instead of junk food. Hm... think he's trying to tell me something?
Yes , I did go have my mammogram done today, Why do you ask?
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F
and G are the letters used to define bra sizes?
{A} - Almost Boobs...
{B} - Barely there.
{C} - Can't Complain!
{D} - Damn!
{DD} - Double damn!
{E} - Enormous!
{G} - GEEEEzus Christ!
{F} - Fake.
ha!
Ok enough jokes for the day.
If I didnt make you laugh at least once then i am useless to you
you may toss me away now. ( whinning ) haha
You did make me laugh...back there with the viagra thingy...
quit whining you big baby.
:wink:
never got an answer as to what to do about the non movement .>sigh<
i guess i will just be the spechul one who cant see things move
