Gather 'round, all ye bass voices!

All right. Ever since my voice dropped about three octaves I have been annoyed at the majority of tenor voices out there. They get all the fun. I post this topic to rant, and to invite any and all other underrepresented basses out there to rant as well.
Prime example of what I'm saying: Maroon 5. Blast him. He gets to double-high Fs, maybe even Gs. I know, I have perfect pitch. Why are these people so popular? As far as I know, we basses are seen as very sexy by those of the fairer sex. So how come we're so rare? You see us in country, and maybe that rapper... I think it's... oh, I can't remember. He's part of Outkast, sung in "I Love the Way You Move". And that's pretty much it. Justin Timberlake? Usher? Simple Plan? And all those people on Broadway and movies? The role of Ren in Footloose? Come on. They're everywhere. I will start a revolution and make tenor voices passé. That is my goal. For too many basses with great voices out there never get into vocal stuff because they can't sing the top notes of the more popular songs. I can do OK. After much, much training (mostly by myself), I can sing from a double-low C, sometimes a B flat, to an F sharp to a G, and on really, really good days an A flat. That's an extensive range, but I sound better below a low C. Now if there were only a lot of songs (besides opera, I never cared much for that) that had basses sing...
If you are a bass (or a baritone, you all are welcome too) and feel the same way I do, feel free to post a reply. For all you tenors, lucky you. I don't know why you would be, but don't be offended. Just a precaution. People seem to get offended by the darndest things these days...