This is the shortest summary of my book/worldview for anyone pressed for time and for anyone who doesn't have much patience to read.
Boy, Moz, that's me 'ever
I hope you become famous, love ya for ur excellent 'Glish and ur 'pin's, which correspond to mine thru & thru !!
Hope unlike me, sittin ' here 'pon a pils of Rej slips, you sell ur book. Honest, I never zaggerate, wel'mos' never
Still I bitch 'bout Sftw G'ch's, recently a poster for 'notgher'n, ne never
'gain get printed
'less the splendid, worldwide recognized Victorville, Ca Daily Press, having accepted hundreds of my Letters to the Editor
I 'd thought 't'wuz 'cause I'm such a good writer, but my BH sez it's 'cuz they use 'em on days they're short