11 foot long antennae which
picks up alien signals. They say
life is never dull at the peak of
the big mountains that are on earth. We want to go down there and......
build some snowmen with carrots for noses and pieces of coal for their eyes, after we
can fly into the sunset while waving our
ears as we sing songs about the times we have frolicked
with the neighborhood milkman in the
back seat of Dad's DeSoto... boy, those were the good ol'
gay times. *Sigh* If only
there had been enough chocolate egg creams for all the neighborhood boys to
stuff into their faces, maybe they wouldn't have felt compelled to
run around with guns, which they
actually didn't even fire since they were made of chocolate, too. How silly it all
was made of chocolates (yes even their clothes) because
Willie Wonka had been to town and this was his form of punishment for
the oompa lompa's that got jumped on
. If only they hadn't been out of their cage, everything would have been alright. Instead, it started an avalance of
ancient pop stars all playing
Copa Cabana on steel drums while a naked Charro did....
