swollen left eyebrow which gave him the air of someone who...
who likes the ladies. Even though most of the time the ladies look at him like...
he is the corpse of Freddy Krueger which considering everything else
is a compliment in his eyes. His mother once told him..
that he was found in a sewer by a group of traveling
wombats. She claims to have stumbled upon him while that wombats were....
collecting kangaroo droppings for use in
their plot to take over the world. They planned to ...
cross kangaroos with sheep to get wooly jumpers which would
survive on nothing but Elvis records and ...
Gorgonzola cheese blended with
ketchup on a sesame seed bun, a taste guaranteed to
satisfy any mans hunger for
the quirky, the delightful, the never-ending
search for a perfect pint of beer which
tickles your nose and warms your throat on the way down
to the bottom of your feet before
it bounces over the fence into a
machine which transforms it in to a
remote control pickle car with an
