rent rooms from much less drink liquor from which was strangely located in their
vacuum cleaners which caused something of a problem when they were turned on as
They started to suck the old gents in and drained their pockets of
lint and coins of various denominations which rattled around until
(this thread really raises a giggle - I love it!)
the clanking was disturbing the bats who had been hiding out in the attic to avoid being
(it does get comical)
chased by horrid little children wielding big sticks who took great delight in
tossing pelican eggs off the highway overpass to drop on
underwear salesmen driving by, thus coining the phrase "pelican briefs", which caused great consternation among
the ladies of the Demure Dandelion Growers Circle who had never before seen men who were clothed in
such a strange assortment of undies, all trying to dry them off before
they wear their pants on but couldn't find any pants around so
They used scraps of old window curtains and tied them
in such an intricate manner that no one would ever guess they were
there at the invitation of President Bush who
was still trying to figure out the way to eat a pretzel safely while on his
way to the children's library where he was meeting
his opera coach who was going to show him how to
ride a skateboard down Main street, standing on his head while
snapping his fingers in rhythm to the sound of
a cello-playing street busker who was trying to raise money so that he could
