handed down to her for 12 generations with a
large bottle of Fiery Jack to enhance the
effect of horse whips thrashing wildly along
getting some of the townsfolk a little overexcited and causing them to
eschew the virtues of attending Sunday morning prayer meetings in order to
more readily embrace the vices on offer in the
Liquor emporium located near the zoo where
there's a cage full of monkeys playing with
someone's ball that was tossed in when
they all began to cry because
the keeper punished them by confiscating all the balls he could find and
kicked them out of the house when
the sound of a railroad train whistle was heard as it approached the
section of track near where the driver lived so he give his wife a good giggle as she
was ironing his leopard skin mumu which he only wore during
re-enactments of the Battle of San Juan Hill owing to
the scars on his backside which he recieved during his nightly visits to
Cynthia Paine's notorious establishment where many
feeble minded old men cozied up to extremely large
and unpleasant ladies of the type they wouldn't normally
