retire and travel the world in a
leaky hot air ballon once used in
transporting Texas longhorns to market where
they were forced to line up single file and dance the
macarena to the tune of "Everybody Loves Saturday Night", while
blindfolded and holding a
rose between their teeth when from out of nowhere
a dark brooding mass arises
the longhorn's rear end and proceeds to sing
a rousing rendition of Havah Nagilah while crocheting a blanket for
the survivors of the Marie Celeste who had finally been located on
A deserted island that was infested with big
mushrooms which gave off a
very powerful hallucinogenic vapour, causing all who came near it to believe
That they were microscopic blood sucking creatures from...
the planet Blackusrattus, and that when they did suck someone's blood, it caused
the earth to shift on its axis resulting in
St Brides Bay being the north pole and
Spendius being incorporated into the town
much to the dismay of Rod3 who decided to
