we could all bob for apples with their new housekeeper who was
caught bobbing for frenchfries and need I say more ?
or woud I have been better off leaving after the
Hey Sturgis, do u know Davy Cornwall from Rutland ?
(I'd bet if you hum a few bars he could pick it up easily.)
tramp of boots warned me that the army had moved in, so I
ordered a large Scotch put some music on and
motioned Jessica to remove all
her scabs which had formed since her accident involving the
(and Algis.Kemezys, the answer is no.)
rocking horse and the highly polished
boot of butler who was cleaning
his gin bottle which he had recently pilfered from
his grandmother's secret stash, where she also kept
her stash of condoms which she used several times a night while
dropping water bombs from an upstairs window onto people passing by, until
one day she dropped on onto the Chief of
Police who was prancing through town nekkid as the day he was born while the townsfolk stared in shock at
his bare bottom which was bright red and
seemed to be aglow from the
spanking he had recieved from the mayor with her
pearl-handled hairbrush which had been
