Fri 14 Feb, 2003 09:10 pm
NECKING WITH A BLONDE
A guy took a blonde out on a date one night. Eventually they
ended up parked at 'lovers point' where they started making out.
After things started to progress, the guy thought he might get
lucky. After a few more minutes of fooling around, he asked his
date, "Do you want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answered.
Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet.
Now he has her shirt and skirt off and the windows are steamed.
Things are getting really hot, so he asks again.
"Do you want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answers again.
Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and she even
has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now.
"Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks again.
"NO!" she answers yet again.
Frustrated, he demands, "Well, why not?"
"Because I want to stay up here with you!"