Having Private Ryan
All war and no play makes Private Ryan a dull boy...
@Seizan,
Semen
(For Seven.....need I say more?)
@dlowan,
Star Cars
"The Fast and the Furious" with Hollywood celebs' limos
@MontereyJack,
The Hunker Games
Those who squat the longest and deepest win. Those who can't, die.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdles
A really crappy show...
Sail Safe
...film about a group of super-safe yachtsmen
Lady and the Trump
Need more be said...?
The Bungle Book
Jethro Tull's movie adaptation of the famous song "Bungle in the Jungle"...
PETA's Dragon
Perhaps not as protected as we thought...
Alice in Ponderland
Alice Cooper sits down to think about it all...
The Gay of the Triffids
Plants from Outer Space try to conquer the world. One of them was a little different...
John Carpenter's "The Thong"
Can take any shape (one size fits all)...
Ice Station Debra
No way in . . .
The Ring and I.
One woman's obsession with Wagner's four-opera masterpiece.
Bar of the Worlds.
Aliens invade Earth and set up popular nightclubs.
The Mime Machine
Mime invents machine that renders everyone death and mute. Mime becomes high art.
Saving Primate Ryan
PETA's first theatrical production attempt.
THE TRILOGY:
Where the Toys Are
In a dusty cardboard box at the box of the closet, where they come to life at night and engage in zany antics. They're there because the kids who used to play with them grew up and are in college, going on spring break to Fort Lauderdale, which is
Where the Boys Are
(1960, Connie Francis, Yvette Mimieux, George Hamilton) where they look for romance and engage in zany antics, til they graduate, when they get jobs, make their pile and join tony discriminatory country clubs which exclude Jews and women, which is
Where the Goys Are.
And they're far too stuffy and self-important to engage in any zany antics.
