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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 10:40 am
And it is 3.08 am! And I have to be up at 6.30! And it's not like I can THINK or contribute anything or do anything useful in the house or anything!
Any ideas????
Anybody think of anything amusing to say?
Oh - and one of my cats' squeakers is broken.
And I have just been through all of Monger's signatures....he's funny.
Sheesh....
You'll have to turn your brain off. But I've never found a way to do that.
Just stay up. If you went to bed now you'd only have 3 hours of sleep and you would wake up tired. Go for a walk, make a good breakfast, take an extra long shower.. you'll be ready to start the day.
START THE DAY???????
Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
It's a WEEKday - why on earth would I wanna start it?
Well, at least we have our office chrissy lunch on Friday...
Try a shot of whisky. If that doesn't work, try another.
Otherwise, large doses of cough medicine might do the trick.
Er - part of the problem, I think, is the whisky I had earlier! Ahem......
Anyone got anything funny to say? Or sleepy?
Must be really tough on Oscar having his squeaker broken.
Do cats get frustrated when they can't talk?
Not funny, but thanks for the tip about Monger's signatures. It's been keeping me amused for several minutes now.
"I love defenseless animals ... especially in a good gravy."
Lol! What's your favourite?
Hmm - I might go have a look at Craven's too - they be funny also.
I find given a choice between lying in bed, resting and getting up to scrub the kitchen floor, I generally choose lying in bed, resting.
We can tell.
Oops ... sorry. This isn't the Insult Chain Game thread
Well, you could get on the PC, rabbit. That's better than a kitten on the keys.
Up all night I could not sleep,
The whiskey that I drank was cheap
etc...etc...etc
You are not a man, else having sex is the best way to sleep
NyQuil and your own salty, salty tears. Nothing knocks me out like cough medicine and regret.
the prince wrote:You are not a man, else having sex is the best way to sleep
Works for women too.
Did you think 'twas just for men???
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