Edgar wrote:
Quote:...the kids down the block get their Christmas a week early while the kids on this end have no Christmas to speak of. 
 
While we are on the subject...and to be fair to the other side...I guess this is as good a place as any to share this:
Subject: The Christmas Party 
December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES    I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue.There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols ... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows  up  dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift  should be over $10. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty Lewis  Human Resources Director 
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December 2nd    TO: ALL EMPLOYEES In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this year). However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols sung. Happy Holidays to you and your family. Patty Lewis Human Resources Director 
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December 3rd    TO: ALL EMPLOYEES Regarding the anonymous note I received from member of Alcoholics Anonymous   requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate this request,  but,  don't forget, if I put a sign on the table that reads, "AA Only," you won't be anonymous anymore.    In addition, forget about the gifts exchange-- no gifts will be allowed  since the union members feel that $10 is too much money. Patty Lewis Human Researchers Director 
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December 7th    TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest from the   dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed  to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with the gay men; each  will have their own table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the  gay  men's table. Happy now? Patty Lewis  Human Racehorses Director 
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December 9th    TO: ALL EMPLOYEES People, people -- nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to play   Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to be "Satan," there  is no evil connotation to our own "little man in a red suit."    Patty Lewis  Human Ratraces 
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December 10th   TO: ALL EMPLOYEES Vegetarians -- I've had it with you people!! We're going to hold this party   at Luigi's Open Pit whether you like it or not,you can just sit at the table farthest from the "grill of death," as you put it, and you'll get salad bar  only, including hydroponic tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes have feelings,   too. They scream when you slice them. I've  heard them scream. I'm hearing them right now... Ha! I hope you all have a   rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, you hear me? The Bitch from Hell  
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December 14th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery  from  her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay. Terri Bishop  Acting Human Resources Director