Two verses from "The Cowboy from Boston" by BL
He played an old fiddle made somewhere in Europe,
Recited the poets and quoted the Bard.
Rode out of the East on a sway Appaloosa,
The cowboy from Boston with a sleeve full of cards.
With a hey diddle ho riding high in the saddle,
A pearl handled pistol and a master's degree.
From three thousand miles to the streets of Seattle,
To wet his fine whistle on some fresh Chinese tea.
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He rode down the coast to the West Texas border,
To the Mexican desert where the summers were fierce.
Got all caught up in the good revolution.
Fought at the side of an old man named, Bierce.
With a Viva Zapata he raised a loud holler,
In a gentleman's clothing all spattered with mud.
He shot like a bandit and talked like a scholar.
The cowboy from Boston all hell bent for blood.
The cowboy from Boston won't come to no good.
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Salute, Beedle.