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TOP TEN CHEESIEST MOVIE LINES

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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 06:34 pm
Tony Curtis in "The Black Shield of Falworth': "Yondah is my fahthah's castle," spoken in true Bronxese.
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Don77
 
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Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 08:22 pm
Anything out of the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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imperialracing
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2005 05:58 pm
Nobody's mentioned Star Wars yet?? As good as they are you just can't help cringing when Dennis Lawson trumps out this beauty:
"Whoah, that got him!" (Empire Walker scene)
Delivered with all the charisma of a Shoe Salesman from Birmingham!

Come on guys it's a veritable cheesefest! Some more SW beauties please!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2005 06:25 pm
A cheesy line in an otherwise good movie "Open Raange" when Costner sez to Duvall,
"Lets rustle up some grub"
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VooDoo
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 06:15 am
This is by far my favourite line in any of the Star Wars. And they say George Lucas cannot write romance!! It's every girl's fantasy to have Anakin leer at her:

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

Ahh, what dialogue!
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 10:12 am
Sand in the shorts. How romantic.
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George
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 10:46 am
John Wayne as Ghenghis Khan (cheesy enough in itself) in The Conqueror:
"I believe this Tartar woman is for me; my blood says take her!"
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 10:56 am
So many bad lines in those old wide screen potboiler history adventure flicks. There's enough laughable quasi-Shakespearean lines to push all of those more recent entries aside.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 10:58 am
LOL. What about John Wayne as the Centurion at the crucifixion in "The Greatest Story Ever Told."

His only line in the movie: "Truuly, this man was the son of Ga-awd." delivered with his trademark drawl, and not at all believable as a Roman Centurion.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 11:14 am
A double threat -- miscasting combined with cheesy dialogue. I still break out laughing when Anne Baxter begins her "Oh, Moses, Moses, Moses" soliloquy in "The Ten Commandments."
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 11:36 am
Bruce Willis in Die Hard -
"Yippee Ki Yay, Mother f**ker!"
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 11:58 am
"Love means never having to say you're sorry." - Love Story

There was a Ryan O'Neal/Barbra Streisand movie (The Main Event?) where at the end, Barbra says to Ryan, "LMNHTSYS." and Ryan stares at her blankly and replies, "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
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Ray
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 06:54 pm
"Are you an angel?" Star Wars, the boy just sounded cheesy when he said that.
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lexi199
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2005 12:31 pm
I disagree
snood wrote:
Bruce Willis in Die Hard -
"Yippee Ki Yay, Mother f**ker!"
I liked that one.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2005 12:39 pm
'Nobody puts baby in a corner'

deliciously gringy! :wink:
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2005 01:40 pm
You guys don't know Jack?


"You make me want to be better man."




http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/12.31.97/gifs/asgoodgets-9753.jpg
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2005 01:45 pm
OOOOH. That's in the top ten.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2005 02:25 pm
Soylent Green is People!
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Roystonius
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2005 03:56 am
Don77 wrote:
Anything out of the mouth of Chuck Norris.

Anything out of the mouth of Clint Eastwood too.......

----"Do ya feel lucky punk?"
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gungasnake
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2005 04:32 am
Re: TOP TEN CHEESIEST MOVIE LINES
JustWonders wrote:

...worst movie lines...


I actually saw something a long time ago in which one of the talkshow hosts of the time asked several of the oldtime actors as to the worst lines they'd ever been asked to read.

Kirk Douglas replied that he was working on one of Cecil B. DeMill's biblical productions once, and DeMill wanted him to say

Quote:

"The Sodomites are coming! Let's head em off at the pass!!!"


Douglas said he tried saying that several times and absolutely could not keep his face straight and an extra had to read the line.
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