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Sth Aust importing bobbies to stem rising wabbit crime....

 
 
Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2004 08:20 pm
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South Australia's police want experienced, serving British officers to patrol the streets of Adelaide and smaller towns in the state. Already more than 1,000 British officers have expressed an interest via e-mail.

South Australia is four times the size of Britain, yet has a population of only 1.5 million. The vast majority live in the capital. There are more than 52 million people in England and Wales. Nevertheless, unlike British bobbies, every police officer in South Australia is armed with a gun as a matter of course

Successful British applicants will be part of a new wave of police migrants urgently required by South Australia to counteract the threat of an WaBBIt-ba$eD CRimE waVEeconomic crisis in an ageing and declining population.

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Noddy24
 
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Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2004 11:19 pm
Mr. Stillwater--

Art thou paranoid?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 12:18 am
He's something...
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 05:25 pm
..and how!!!
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phenom
 
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Reply Tue 21 Dec, 2004 10:42 am
grr, I applied for the SA police 6 months ago and got knocked back due to lack of education, as I dropped 2 subjects in year 12. But I still aced all my other subjects. So I get shot down and now they're bringin in bobbies? Mad

If they need officers they should just give everyone who applies a gun and hat and get em out there! Razz

Sorry j/k, just venting my frustration, hehe.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 21 Dec, 2004 06:15 pm
This is your secret assignment....

http://www.bunny-rabbits.com/rabbits.jpg

.....with EXTREME prejudice!

Your nation salutes you!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 21 Dec, 2004 08:44 pm
He won't understand, Stilly.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 05:02 am
In South Australia i was born
Heave away haul away
In South Australia round Cape Horn
We're bound for South Australia

Haul away you rollin' boys
Heave away haul away
Haul away you rollin' Boys
We're bound for South Australia . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 05:12 am
I thought you was bound for canadia?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 05:13 am
I be here already . . .


Howdoyasaythat in 'Strine?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 05:21 am
"I am already here."

I am not very good at strine.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 05:51 am
Wiseacre . . .

It's colder'n a well-digger's ass here, wabbit, be thankful yer in the antipodes . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 05:55 am
While here it was 94 F - not hot yet.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 06:13 am
Actually, i'm being disingenuous . . . i prefer zero degrees to 94 . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 06:37 am
So do I.
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 06:40 am
Never! Shocked
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 06:51 am
I am not a creature well adapted to Australian summers....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 06:53 am
CBC has just announced that the temperature is minue 2, with a wind chill of minus 6. This does not refer to real temperature, of course, but to centigrade . . .
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 06:53 am
Well that furry outfit, for a start ....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 06:54 am
Does it ever get that cold in Oz, Miss Wabbit? Do you ever have heavy falls of snow there? Perhaps up in the Flinders range?
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