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Oops, You threw in an American and a Welshman there, Bob. Thanks for the cultural diversity, buddy.

Now rest on those Roman laurels a moment, and tell our listeners if you'll be doing a New Year's eve karaoke. Our listeners want to know.

from the warped mind of allan sherman

Shticks Of One And Half A Dozen Of The Other

[parody of "Molly Malone"]
She wheels her wheelbarrow
Through streets that are narrow,
Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide.
So wherever she wheels it,
The neighborhood feels it,
Her girdle keeps scraping the homes on each side.

In Dublin's fair city,
Where girls are so pretty,
My Molly stands out 'cause she weighs 18 stone.
(That's 256 pounds.)
I dont mind her fat--but,
It's not only that--but,
She's cockeyed and muscle-bound, Molly Malone.

[parody of "Auld Lang Syne"]
I know a man, his name is Lang,
And he has a neon sign.
And Mister Lang is very old,
So they call it Old Lang's Sign.

[parody of "Billy Boy"]
Oh what have you done, Billy Sol, Billy Sol.
Oh what have you done, charming Billy.
You took almost every cent
From the U.S. Government,
Which you spent on fertilizer, which is silly.

[parody of "Marianne" by Terry Gilkyson & The Easy Riders]
All day, all night, Cary Grant.
That's all I hear from my wife, is Cary Grant.
What can he do that I can't?
Big deal, big star, Cary Grant.

[parody of "On The Banks Of The Wabash" by George J. Gaskin]
Oh the moon is bright tonight upon the car wash.
So I'm having my Volkswagen washed again.
But the way things go with me, the way my luck is,
Just as soon as they're finished, it will rain.

[parody of "On Top Of Old Smokey" by The Weavers]
On top of Old Smokey,
All covered with hair,
Of course I'm referring
To Smokey The Bear.

[parody of "Aura Lee"]
Every time you take vaccine,
Take it orally.
As you know the other way
Is more painfully.

[parody of "Grandfather's Clock" by The Haydn Quartet]
My grandfather's clock was the best ever made
By the Timex company.
Just like the clock John Cameron Swayze displayed
Last night on the old TV.

Oh it works under water so perfectly,
And still makes a ticking sound.
Which my grandfather tried only this afternoon,
And that's how the old man drowned.

[parody of "Comin' Thro' The Rye" by Nellie Melba]
Do not make a stingy sandwich.
Pile the cold cuts high.
Customers should see salami
Coming through the rye.

[parody of Stephen Foster's "Polly Wolly Doodle"]
Oh I diet all day and I diet all night,
It's enough to drive me bats.
Got no gravy or potatoes,
'Cause the whole refrigerator's
Fulla polyunsaturated fats.

Fare thee well, Metrecal,
And the others of that ilk.
Let the diet start tomorrow,
'Cause today I'll drown my sorrow
In a double malted milk.

[parody of "Down By The Riverside"]
When you go to the delicatessen store,
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
I repeat what I just said before,
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.

Oh buy the corned beef if you must,
The pickled herring you can trust,
And the lox puts you in orbit AOK.
But that big hunk of liverwurst
Has been there since October First,
And today is the Twenty-Third of May.

So when you go to the delicatessen store,
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
It'll make your insides awful sore.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.

dj, those are hilarious, Canada, right listeners? Our dj managed to bash everyone equally. Love it!

Wait a minute. I didn't see any parody for you Canucks. <smile>

This will take some thought, listeners. If anyone in our audience can think of a song that has "eh" in any, please feel free to Pa-ro-dy.

Donna Summer
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.


Donna Summer (born Donna Andrea Gaines on December 31, 1948) is an American pop music singer best known for a string of disco music hits in the 1970s that earned her the title "Queen of Disco".

Career

Summer was a rarity in the 1970s disco scene because her career began before the disco explosion and continued afterward. Even though she is one of the best-known artists of the disco era, Summer has covered different genres including R&B, rock and roll and gospel music, earning her Grammy Awards in those categories. Her work is still critically acclaimed and remains one of the few disco artists accepted by modern rock critics.

Born in the Roxbury neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts, Summer began performing in her church's choir. She later joined a rock group called Crow. A few months before graduating from high school, Summer dropped out and joined the German productions of Hair, Godspell, and Show Boat over the next few years. She eventually settled in Europe, joining the Viennese Folk Opera and participating in numerous musicals.

After resettling in Munich, Germany, Summer married Helmut Sommer ("Summer" is an anglicization of his last name) and did various musical jobs in studios and theaters for several years. In 1971, Summer released "Sally Go 'Round the Roses", her first solo recording. The single was unsuccessful, however, and Summer had to wait until 1974 to launch a solo career.

In that year, she, Giorgio Moroder and Pete Bellotte (who met assisting Three Dog Night in the studio) worked together to produce "The Hostage", a European hit. Lady of the Night, Summer's first LP, was released in 1974 with moderate success in Europe.

Summer recorded "Love To Love You Baby", which was a huge European hit. Casablanca Records soon began distributing the single in the United States, and it became a sensation there as well. This was followed by an album, Love to Love You Baby, critically acclaimed then and now, notable for including a seventeen-minute version of the title track. This established a pattern that made Summer unusual in the disco world: she focused just as much, if not more, on full-length albums instead of singles.

Continuing to work with Moroder and Bellotte, Love Trilogy (1976) and the concept album Four Seasons of Love (1976) were hits, though not as popular as Love to Love You Baby. I Remember Yesterday (1977) included the memorable hit single "I Feel Love", the first hit song recorded with an entirely synthesized backing track. This song, which became a major hit, is enormously influential in the development of disco, electronica and techno music, thanks to Moroder's innovative production.

Once Upon a Time was released soon after I Remember Yesterday; it was another concept album, concerning the fairy tale of Cinderella. After acting (and releasing a Grammy-winning song on the soundtrack) in the comedy Thank God It's Friday, Summer released a live album Live and More, which became another smash hit album and included the 17-minute long studio recorded cover of "MacArthur Park". Summer's songwriting was showcased on Bad Girls (1979), which included a hit single in the title track, as well as "Hot Stuff", which won Summer the Grammy for Best Female Rock Vocalist. When a greatest hits album, On the Radio, became a #1 hit, Summer was the first artist with three consecutive #1 double albums.

Summer then decided to leave Casablanca and sign to Geffen Records, then just starting up. Her first Geffen album was The Wanderer (1980), which included more rock and roll and R&B influences. The follow-up album, I'm a Rainbow, was not released until 1996 because Geffen did not think it was good enough. Instead, Geffen had Summer drop Moroder and Bellotte, her longtime songwriters, and paired her with music sensation Quincy Jones on the self-titled album Donna Summer, which produced the dance hit "Love Is in Control (Finger on the Trigger)", a Top 40 hit "Woman in Me" and the Vangelis penned "State of Independence", which became a huge hit in Europe with its New Age feel and star chorus that included Christopher Cross and Michael Jackson. This song was the inspiration for Quincy Jones to later create "We Are the World".

In 1983, Summer released She Works Hard for the Money, which included a well-remembered hit in the title track.

Summer's career has not been without controversy. In the early 1980s, an unpublished rumor that she made anti-gay remarks alienated a large part of her fan base. However, Summer has often said in interviews that she never made the remarks attributed to her. In the late 1980s, the rumor was published in a news item and Summer took legal action. The case was settled out of court for an undisclosed sum. Summer has continued to show her support of her gay fans with appearances at charity functions such as the GMHC (Gay Men's Health Crisis) benefit at Carnegie Hall.

Summer's career slowed in the 1980s with the arrival of two daughters. Her career picked up speed again in 1983 with "She Works Hard For The Money" and in 1989 with her Stock Aitken Waterman collaboration Another Place and Time album. The first single, "This Time I Know It's for Real", became a huge hit, first in Europe and later in the United States, and brought her back to the top of the charts. A new remix of "I Feel Love" was a big UK hit all over again in 1995.

In 1991, Summer released the CD Mistaken Identity, which included songs about racism (the title track) and the first Gulf War ("Let There Be Peace"). Throughout the 1990s, Summer continued recording; she performed a duet with Liza Minnelli ("Does He Love You?") and produced numerous dance hits such as "Melody of Love", which became the Billboard number one dance hit of 1994; "I Will Go with You", a cover of the beautiful Andrea Bocelli song "Con Te Partirò"; "You're So Beautiful", a club anthem she co-wrote with legendary DJ Tony Moran, as well as her #1 U.S dance chart hit "Love is The Healer".

In 1998, Summer was the first artist to receive a Grammy award for Best Dance Recording (for her hit "Carry On"). In 1999, Summer held a televised live concert on VH-1 called Donna Summer - Live and More Encore, in which she performed a medley of her original hits, as well as new material, including an updated version of "No More Tears", which she performed with Austrialian pop diva, Tina Arena. An CD and DVD of the concert was released shortly after.

In 2003, Donna Summer released a greatest-hits compilation called The Journey, which rocketed into the UK Top 10 in the following year, thanks to her appearance on ITV1 show Discomania.

On September 20, 2004 Donna was among the first artist to be inducted into the newly formed Dance Music Hall of Fame in New York City. She was inducted in two catagories: 1) Artist Inductees, along with fellow disco legends The Bee Gees and Barry White and 2) Record Inductees for her classic hit I Feel Love.

Summer added to her credits in October 2004, when she performed "God Bless America" during the seventh-inning stretch at Game 2 of the 2004 World Series at Boston's Fenway Park.

As of 2005, Summer has received 5 Grammy Awards and 6 American Music Awards, as well as 24 gold and platinum certifications in the United States and 19 gold and silver certifications in Great Britain. In the summer of 2005 Donna toured for the first time in 5 years and launched her official Web site ( [1] )

Today, Summer and her family make their home in Nashville, Tennessee and New York.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donna_Summer


You're So Beautiful :: Donna Summer

You're so beautiful
You're so, so magical
You're so far beyond irresistible
Make me feel so invincible
You're so beautiful
So, so darn mystical
My heart feels so unbreakable
You're the lover that I've always dreamed of

Always dreamed of, always dreamed of...
You're so, you're so, you're so...

Seduced me, baby
You looked at me with that look in your eye
Reminiscing of a perfect angel
Completely took me by surprise

You know what I needed
So strong and yet so frail
Without a single word you called me
And all the walls came falling down

Chorus

Always dreamed of, always dreamed of...

And you shared your feelings
In these hidden letters
That you slipped in my pocket 'cause you're
Just too shy to say

Let me assure you, baby, that I feel the same way you do
Guaranteed I'll stay with you forever
Oh, babe

Chorus

Always dreamed of, always dreamed of...

Tell me you want me, babe
Tell me you need me, baby
I really need to hear from you
Let me know that everything is true
Tell me that you wanna have me
That you really can't live without me
And, baby, you can have your way
I just wanna hear you say

Ay-ay-ay
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh...

Oh, you're so beautiful

You're so beautiful (so beautiful)
So, so magical (ooh)
So far beyond irresistible
You make me feel so invincible

You're so beautiful (so)
So, so darn mystical (oh, mystical)
And my heart feels so unbreakable
You're the lover that I've always dreamed of

Always dreamed of

You're so beautiful (so beautiful)
Oh, so beautiful
(So far beyond irresistible)
You're so beautiful
Make me feel so invincible

You're so beautiful
You're so, so darn mystical (oh, mystical)
My heart feels so unbreakable
You're the lover that I've always dreamed of

You're so beautiful
Oh, so beautiful
You're so beautiful
Make me feel so invincible

You're so beautiful
Oh, so beautiful
You're so beautiful
You're the lover that I've always dreamed of

Always dreamed of, always dreamed of...

Val Kilmer
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Val Edward Kilmer (born December 31, 1959, Los Angeles, California, USA) is an American actor.


Overview

Known for roles as diverse as the Elvis-like teen idol Nick Rivers in Top Secret! to real-life legends gunslinger Doc Holliday, porn star John Holmes, rock idol Jim Morrison, and cultural hero Robert Elliot Burns, to larger-than-life literary characters like Bruce Wayne/Batman in Batman Forever and Simon Templar in The Saint. In the 2002 film The Salton Sea, he plays Danny Parker, a jazz trumpeter who infiltrates a group of crystal meth addicts and becomes one himself in an attempt to avenge the senseless death of his wife.


Biography

Born in Los Angeles, California, and raised in the San Fernando Valley, Kilmer is one of three sons born to Gladys and Eugene Kilmer, the others being older brother Mark and younger brother Wesley. The family is of mixed ancestry including Scottish, Swedish, Irish, German, Mongolian, Sephardic Jewish and 1/8th Cherokee ancestry. When he was 17 and just about to start studying at Juilliard Drama School in New York, Wesley drowned in the family's own swimming pool. Recently, Kilmer and director D. J. Caruso explored the theme of loss together in their film release The Salton Sea. Caruso also lost a brother in an accident.

Kilmer's ex-wife is Joanne Whalley, an actress and former lead singer of Cindy & the Saffrons. The two met while working together on the film Willow. They have two children, daughter Mercedes and son Jack. Their marriage lasted from March 1988 to February 1996.

Kilmer is regarded as "difficult" by some in the industry, such as directors John Frankenheimer (The Island of Doctor Moreau), Ron Howard (Willow) and Joel Schumacher (Batman Forever). Frankenheimer reportedly became so angry that he had Kilmer physically escorted from the set, later commenting "At my age there are two things I will never do, climb Mount Everest or work with Val Kilmer ever again!" However, he has been commended by other directors and co-stars, who see him as a very committed and hard-working actor and easy to get along with.

In 2004, Kilmer returned to the theatre to play Moses in a Los Angeles musical production of The Ten Commandments produced by BCBG founder Max Azria. The production, which was not a critical success, played the Kodak Theater in Hollywood. Kilmer had already voiced Moses for the animated movie The Prince of Egypt.

Recently, Kilmer was in negotiations with Richard Dutcher (God's Army, Brigham City) for the lead role in his 2005 film Prophet: The Story of Joseph Smith. He was initially cast in the part and was excited about playing the Mormon church founder, but had to back out due to other acting obligations. Following something of a decline in his film career and a noticeable weight gain, Kilmer is again looking fit and is starring in The Postman Always Rings Twice on the London stage, which is receiving excellent critical reviews, as are Kilmer and his costars.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val_Kilmer

oops, a slip of the lip, and that should be "in it" instead of "any". It's Bob's fault cause he slipped in here with Donna Summers.

Canada's Really Big
The Arrogant Worms

When I look around me,
I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country
Has lost its will to live
The economy is lousy,
We barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly
'Cause Canada's really big

We're the second largest country
On this planet Earth
And if Russia
Keeps on shrinking
Then soon we'll be first
(as long as we keep Quebec)

The USA has tanks
And Switzerland has banks
They can keep them, thanks
They just don't amount
'Cause when you get down to it
You find out what the truth is
It isn't what you do with it
It's the size that counts!

Most people
Will tell you
That France is pretty large
But you can put
Fourteen Frances
Into this land of ours
(it'd take a lotta work, it'd take a whole lotta work)

We're larger than Malaysia
Almost as big as Asia
We're bigger than Australia
And it's a continent
So big we seldom bother
To go see one another
But we often go to other
Countries for vacation

Our mountains
Are very pointy
Our prairies are not
The rest is
Kinda bumpy
But, man, do we have a lot
(we gotta lot of land, we gotta whole lot of land)

So stand up and be proud
And sing out very loud
We stand out from the crowd 'cause
Canada's really big!

It gives new meaning to the phrase a Letty Sandwich (but prudence tells me to not go there). No, regrettably I won't sing tonight. Nor drink. Nor carouse. Be assured though that among my thoughts for the newly unfurled year along with renewed hope for peace for a troubled planet and increased awareness for our devastated wildlife and ecosystems is on a smaller vein a special thanks to my friends who've shared thoughts on Letty's and other sites. Be assured you all mean a lot to me. Pax vobiscum.

Well, I'll declare, folks. Bob had yet another. Val Kilmer is one of my very favorites.

How about a song that Val synced in The Doors.

Light myFire Lyrics




You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire

Wow! dj. I knew it was huge, but fourteen Frances? Great song, buddy, and the group sounds about right.

Peace on you, too, Bob. Wait a minute; Let me rephrase that, honey.<smile>

Seriously, We are with you in that wish. All of us!

Crazy Downtown
[parody of "Dowmtown"]

Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad
when you teenagers go downtown.
Daddy and Mom just stay at home and keep calm
and watch the late late show up town.
Cause when kids you kids are gone we get to spend some time along here.
That's our only chance to use the bathtub or the phone here,
when you're away.

Besides we're stuck where we are
Because you kids took our money, you kids took our car
And went downtown. Where can you possibly?
Downtown. It's twenty after three.
Downtown. What do you mean by lets froog?

You don't come home till four a.m. cause you're roaming
In the streets somewhere downtown.
We would feel swell if only someone would tell
Us what goes on down there, downtown.
But every time we ask you what you're doing after dark there,
You just say that you were frooging to Petula Clark there.
That's what I mean.

So kids, give your folks a break
Because you're driving us crazy. We sit here all day
And take Miltown. Swallowing pills so we'll
Calm down. Counting the hours you're
Downtown. You and your froog and your slop.

While we're lying there, we try to watch the television.
Then you call us up and say you've had a slight collision.
There goes the car.

Besides that you've been arrested
So we've got to get up and we've got to get dressed
And go Downtown. Borrow a car
and go Downtown. That's where you are, you finks.
Downtown. Wait 'til I get you kids home.

They'll be no more frooging! No swimming! No jerk! No mash potato! No slop!
And I'll tell you something else. You're gonna stay home tomorrow night
And you're mother and I are going downtown
And we're gonna dance the tango and the waltz and the fox trot
And we're gonna do the bunny hop. That's a nice dance.
And they'll be no more frooging. Is that quite clear? No more frooging!

dj, you always cheer us up with your parodies. Thanks again, Canada. Love it!

Breaking News:

London strike, France fear greet New Year

By ED JOHNSON
ASSOCIATED PRESS WRITER

LONDON -- Partygoers scrambled to get around London on Saturday night thanks to a New Year's Eve strike by subway workers, while French authorities worried a youthful tradition of burning cars could get out of hand just weeks after widespread urban riots.

In parts of Asia, the threat of terrorism loomed large, and a bombing at a market in Indonesia killed eight people and wounded 45.

But celebrations worldwide were generally jubilant, in contrast with last year when the devastation of the Indian Ocean tsunami led many countries and individuals to cancel festivities.

Hundreds of American soldiers in Iraq got a special show from "American Idol" singer Diana DeGarmo and other entertainers at Camp Victory in Baghdad.

More than 2 million Brazilians were expected.

And here is the rest of the story.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1103AP_World_New_Years_Eve.html

...and as 2005 fades away...
new year's eve report from eastern lake ontario

the hamburgers are relaxing and listening to billie holiday singing : "you've changed ... "
next louis armstrong will entertain us with :
"i'm crazy 'bout my baby and my baby's crazy 'bout me ... "

a happy new year to all ! hbg

Thanks for the report, hamburger, and Letty is relaxing and having a little merlot, and playing piano on my keyboard. <smile>

Bill Carey / Carl Fischer

I've an awfully feelling
That this thought that's been a stealin thru my brain
Is not to be ignored
But to really tell the truth
Though I'm not a well known sleuth
I honestly believe that you are bored
You've changed

That sparkle in your eyes is gone
Your smile is just a careless yawn
You're breaking my heart
You've changed

You've changed
Your kisses now are so blase
You're bored with me in every way
I can't understand
You've changed
You've forgotten the words, "I love you"
Each memory that we've shared
You ignore every star above you
I can't realize you've ever cared
You've changed

You're not the angel I once knew
No need to tell me what we're through
It's all over now
You've changed

Ah, that's sorta sad, listeners.

Yes, listeners.



May 2006 be a brand new and wonderful year, everywhere:

Sung to: "Row, row, row your boat"

Cheer, cheer, cheer the year,
A new one's just begun.
Celebrate with all your friends,
Let's go have some fun!
Clap, clap, clap your hands,
A brand new year is here.
Learning, laughing, singing, clapping,
Through another year.

a little less than five hours to go, and the bubbly will start to flow

some musical folks had some thoughts about champagne

Hotel California
Eagles

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven and this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in their master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like,
but you can never leave!'


Killer Queen
Queen

She keeps her Moet et Chandon
In A pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

Chorus
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at the price
Insatiable in appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minor
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris
For cars, she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise

Chorus

Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
SHE'LL absolutely drive you wild, wild
She's out to get you

Chorus

Recommended at the price
Insatiable in appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try


Livin' La Vida Loca
Ricky Martin

She's into superstitions
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
That girl's gonna make me fall
She's into new sensation
New kicks in the candlelight
She's got a new addiction
For every day and night
She'll make you take your
Clothes off and go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to your brain

CHORUS


Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color of mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
She's livin la vida loca

Woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart
And she took my money
She must've slipped me a sleepin' pill
She never drinks the water
And makes you order
French champagne
Once you've had a taste of her
You'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane

REPEAT CHORUS

She'll make you take your
Clothes off and go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to your brain

Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color of mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca

Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color of mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Livin' la vida loca
Livin' la vida loca
Livin' la vida loca

and an answer from a transfer, dj:

Artist: Manhattan Transfer
Song: Blue champagne
Album: The Manhattan Transfer


3 AM
Nowhere else to go
It's 3 AM and I miss you so
Couples are departing soon they'll all be gone
Now another day is starting
Still I linger on with

Blue Champagne
Purple shadows and blue champagne
With the echoes that still remain
I keep a blue rendezvous

Bubbles rise
Like a fountain before my eyes
And they suddenly crystallize
To form a vision of you

All the plans we started, all the songs we sang
Each little dream we knew
Seems to overtake me
Like a boomerang
Blue is the sparkle, gone is the tang

It's your refrain,
Keeps returning, as I remain
With all the memories and blue champagne
To toast the dream that was you
I'm bluer than blue champagne

hi boils and grils, meself and the lady osso have spend the day looking at houses for her. Kinda fun but tiring.

ah, dys. That's marvelous, honey. I do hope things work out for everyone, right listeners?

For all of you nouveau Mexicans:


What's new
How is the world treating you
You haven't changed a bit
Handsome as ever I must admit

What's new
How did that romance come through
We haven't met since then
Gee but it's nice to see you again

What's new
Probably I'm boring you
But seeing you is grand
And you were sweet to offer your hand
I understand

Adieu
Pardon my asking what's new
Of course you couldn't know
I haven't changed
I still love you so

Adieu
Pardon my asking what's new
Of course you couldn't know
I haven't changed
I still love you so

let's hope osso finds more than a house, let's hope she finds a home


This Must be the Place (Naive Melody)
Talking Heads

Home is where I want to be
Pick me up and turn me round
I feel numb - born with a weak heart
I guess I must be having fun
The less we say about it the better
Make it up as we go along
Feet on the ground
Head in the sky
It's ok I know nothing's wrong . . nothing

Hi yo I got plenty of time
Hi yo you got light in your eyes
And you're standing here beside me
I love the passing of time
Never for money
Always for love
Cover up and say goodnight . . . say goodnight

Home - is where I want to be
But I guess I'm already there
I come home - she lifted up her wings
Guess that this must be the place
I can't tell one from another
Did I find you, or you find me?
There was a time Before we were born
If someone asks, this where I'll be . . . where I'll be

Hi yo We drift in and out
Hi yo sing into my mouth
Out of all those kinds of people
You got a face with a view
I'm just an animal looking for a home
Share the same space for a minute or two
And you love me till my heart stops
Love me till I'm dead
Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
Cover up the blank spots
Hit me on the head Ah ooh