Alright ladies! It's that time of year once again when fashion takes on a new meaning and straight off the runway is one of this holiday seasons' most festive looks...the Christmas Tree dress!
The fashion designer got cold fee, eoe, but I love your chapeaux.
And Just look at how "in" the group on Panz's album is attired. Just the thing for sing.
Where in the world is Eva. I gotta do stuff.
Brief station break....................................................................
So while we're waiting for normal broadcasting to resume, let's all extend best wishes for a very Happy Birthday to our Wall Lake, Iowa friend:
born this day in 1930.
Happy B-Day Tony Bennett!
That is NOT Tony Bennett, panzade.
And in the future, please do not bring any of those funny cigarettes to our office parties.
Party on!
Please...call me Johnny Fever from now on
Andy Williams--My word. From Andy we know Canadian Sunset.
eoe, You got it. Wow! quite a fetching ball gown. but where's the angel? <smile>
We need an art critic. LW can do both, but I can't find that man.
A2K gallery update.
The gallery has been closed for repairs, and may require a meager fee to attend the new opening.
-artist: nat king cole
-peak billboard position # 1 for 8 weeks in 1950
-words and music by jay livingston and ray evans
-academy award winner from the film captain carey, u.s.a starring alan ladd
Mona lisa, mona lisa, men have "maimed" you
You're so like the lady with the mystic smile
Is it only 'cause you're lonely they have blamed you?
For that mona lisa strangeness in your smile?
Do you smile to tempt a lover, mona lisa?
Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep
They just lie there and they die there
Are you warm, are you real, mona lisa?
Or just a cold and lonely lovely work of art?
<instrumental interlude>
Do you smile to tempt a lover, mona lisa?
Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep
They just lie there and they die there
Are you warm, are you real, mona lisa?
Or just a cold and lonely lovely work of art?
Mona lisa, mona lisa
word "maimed" inserted to denote a broken gallery.
No, C.I. It isn't. that show was sooooooo funny.
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Artist: (Theme by T Wells and H Wilson) Lyrics
Song: WKRP in Cincinnati Lyrics
Baby, if you've ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me,
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati,
Cincinnati, WKRP.
Got kind of tired packing and unpacking,
Town to town and up and down the dial
Maybe you and me were never meant to be,
But baby think of me once in awhile.
I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati..
Venus fly trap was one of my favorites, along with Gordon Jump and Less Nessman. What ever happened to that bunch...Seemed to me that Venus became Downtown Brown or some such thing.
No. We're aiming higher than that, c.i.
Enjoyed the report on glaucoma. Especially followed up by the piece on medical marijuana. Nice segue.
We should have an Amber Alert section for the missing members.
SCoates has been absent for a while.
Bibliophile who was recently with us seems to have vanished.
Codeborg is gone on his snowboard somewhere.
Thok is nowhere to be found.
We need Msolga to keep us updated.
Yes, Eva. We're keeping WA2K afloat and hope to surpass even Howard Stern.
I was hooked on that show! LOL Glad to see others so inclined.
Okay, I've gotten all the files filed by my huge staff of one intern whose major achievement in life is remembering what the news staff has sent her to get for lunch by remembering that they wrote it down on a piece of paper for her. Her name is Leilani and the first jerk who makes a joke about interns or her name is fired. Okay? Okay.
Meanwhile, in real business, we are reviewing the ad department's sale of airtime to Mother Rachel's House of Prayer and Quintessential Inspiration.
We are studying recent decisions made by the major broadcasting channels regarding controversal ads but, speaking for myself, I say run the ads, we need the income and Mother Rachel seems to have an open heart, open mind and these days that can't be bad.
A reminder to the DJ's: Shut up and play the music. IF I hear one more lead-in over the lead-in of a song I will personally break into the Control Room A and rip out your lungs. I and everybody else wants to hear the music and not your mellifluous tonal quality.
And yes, I am a gentle poet and one son-of - a - bitching boss.
Joe
and now a public service announcement
Holy Land Religious Amusement Park (see below) is in need of serious repair
as you can see the problem is that the local people have become used to seeing the HolyLand Cross light up every evening and reached the conclusion that jesus was crucified on the cross with electricity and now have great fear of the power company and, of course, electric lights, so we here at WA2K are having a drive to replace all the electric lighting at HolyLand with aroma candles. (we prefer naturally scented candles) which you may drop off at any of our designated sponsors. We expect to be able to re-light HolyLand with a minimum of 100,000 candles and if you call in enough pledges in the next 24 hours we can off as a thankyou your personal invitation to the re-lighting ceremony complete with your own styromfoam cup of hot/sour soup (cups curtesy of DollyWood) and thanks again for all your help and remeber jesus did not have electric lights and neither should you.
Your friend from the Blinded by the Light Congregation Rev Dys
no more music from the control room, Jo. Not even:
SWEET LEILANI
Written by Harry Owens
Sung by Bing Crosby and Dennis Pavao
Sweet Leilani, Heavenly Flower
Nature fashioned roses kissed with dew
And then she placed them in a bower
It was the start of you.
Sweet Leilani, Heavenly Flower
I dreamed of paradise for two.
You are my paradise completed.
You are my dream come true.
Sweet Leilani, Heavenly Flower
Tropic skies are jealous as they shine
I think they're jealous of your blue eyes
Jealous because you're mine.
Sweet Leilani, Heavenly flower
I dreamed of paradise for two.
You are my paradise completed.
You are my dream come true.
You are my paradise completed.
You are my dream come true.
Oops. Call security. Someone is breaking into the control room...
too late...................................................................he got me
Uh, Rev. Dys. There goes FPL.
No music for this one.
I just blew a filament
Is your "filament" anything like it's use in the bible?
