@edgarblythe,
Hilarious parody, edgar. I sang this song when I was really really young sitting under a hair dryer. I thought with the noise no one would hear me. These lyrics are not exactly like I recall, however. "...the line that I recall was when I reached for my dough in my pants.." All I could think of was biscuit dough.
I have no idea why I know this.
Seven beers with the wrong woman
We sat at a table for two
The next thing I knew, she whispered
Oh boy, I could sure go for you
My heart beat a little bit quicker
And I held her sweet little hand
I swelled up with pride, But oh, how she lied
I sure was a foolish young man
.
Seven beers with the wrong woman
She made me get up and dance
Around and around we circled
Til I missed some money from my pants
I ask her if she had seen it
She smiled up at me and said no
To this day to me, it’s a big mystery
Still wonder just where it did go
.
Seven beers with the wrong woman
Her husband walked in after that
Soon as he spied us together
He walked up and gived me a smack
He grabbed me by the seat of my britches
Boy he sure jerked up the swack
And then I got tossed out the door by the bar
Who told me to never come back
.
Seven beers with the wrong woman
It’s my one and only regret
I guess she was only fooling
When she called me her darling and pet
Well I wish that the Lord had made Adam
And never made anyone else
If there’s one thing I know the next place I go
I’m gonna buy fourteen beers for myself
Now, the parody.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2LLa6njRJE
AHA! I just found out that Eddie Arnold did the original song.