@edgarblythe,
Ray Stevens was one funny man, edgar. Loved that one by Ray. Also loved Jane's response; Baby oh Baby. Thanks for the late afternoon smile.
How about some drunk monkeys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYuIYNaKynI
When my Dave was little, Bud use to prop him up on the bass and sing I Went to the Animal Fair. Can't find that one anywhere.
last line.
The monkey he got drunk,
And sat on the elephant's trunk,
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees,
What became of the monk?