All together now
AND A PARSNIP ON A BARE KNEE.
Can we turn around and head in the other direction?
suppose so.
minus one toast to it!
Francis--
You're going in the wrong direction:
One toast to Christmas
And two mugs of egg nog!
Three strings of garland draped over the doorway.
Four clumps of mistletoe, each clump with dozens of berries and a big red bow.
12 ways to use cold turkey
13 rolls of wrapping paper with snowmen, angels, Santa Clauses and merry crisscrosses of color.
14 bottles of cutprice Christmas claret which work out at £2 a bottle and are great for mulling.
15 shots of tequila at the after party with all the 'cooool' family members.
15 pounds of feed corn--for reindeer and white tails.
16 ounces of butter to the pound - all on the hips
