60 cookies baking in the oven.
59 napkins to iron.
Wasn't this a set of 60?
58 rolls of wrapping paper
60 parking places--vanishing.
54 angels we have heard on high
53 drunk uncles pissing in the bushes next to the house
53 dough ornaments to shellac
52 children writing letters to Santa
51 people in the Q at Argos
50 people maxing out their credit cards buying gifts
49 people waiting in the cue behind the guy maxing his credit card
48 minutes of waiting in line at the Post Office with the three bags of boxes, two stacks of envelopes and one forgotten credit card left on the kitchen counter at home.
47 junk emails a day trying to sell Christmas.
46 letters from charities asking for donations.
45 pounds of fruitcake UPS delivered to your desk.
44 pounds allowed by any airline already taken with presents, cakes, puddings, skis and skates.
43 dialing (essentially relatives in Austria) for Merry Christmas greetings.
42 the present size jeans Daddy wears
