19 barely legal secretaries
18 of those secretaries misbehaving at the office party - oh the embarassment to come ....
17 number of four packs of AAs needed to get through Christmas morning.
16 paracetamol for the headache caused by the toys powered by those ****** batteries
15 taxis passing by you on the snowswept street corner.
14 invitations for drinks
13 superstitions on everything from how to tie a bow to where to hang the missletoe to what to put in a gift that has a sharp point.
11 gifts from people you hadn't bought for ...
9 pounds of jalepeno peppers left over from your "make everyone jalepeno pepper salsa in decorative jars'' gift idea.
7 different channels showing the same damn christmas commercial
6 people wearing Santa caps in the office
FIVE GOLD RINGS of onion round your festive cheeseburger party idea.
PS I think we should have shot for the five hundred....
Joe
(Boy, this song is really hard to sing.)
Oh, I almost forgot...
FOUR Yankees players being traded to Arizona for Randy Johnson!
3 French birds, oops I mean hens.
