"Yugoslavian" Big Brother - the ultimate show :)

My dream is to find a job where I could just watch, review, and grade all reality shows.

Shame I have to miss this one.

Ahemm. MOU, I just borrowed your introduction for my column.

What a great show that can be!
I wonder if they'll end making love or war (I can already imagine the ultranationalists in the audience voting against the "enemy" nation or "ethnic group). Perhaps it will end with some sort of Titoist nostalgia. Perhaps some Croat and some Serb will lead the rival factions than always appear in this type of reality shows. And I wonder, who will side with whom, specially the Bosnians.

It sounds so much interesting than our stupid versions. Perhaps it will end up being just as stupid, but the preamble seems different. Keep us informed.

(And it seems that the Albanian girl will be the first expelled one... all audiences are like Cindy Lauper's girl: they just want to have fun).

Hm, you might be surprised Croats and Serbs are biggest enemies when they are "facing each other", but they mostly co-operate against rest of the world, and especially ex-Yugoslavia

When we are talking about idiots of course then:
Slovenians are "selfish and self-centered, they don't belong here anyway", Macedonians are "okay I guess, they are nice people, but they are so irelevant, who cares about them", Bosnians are "stupid" and also "they don't exist actually, they are just Croats and Serbs converted to Islam", Hungarians "don't have sea and that's great because they were occupying us for centuries", and Albanians...ah, Albanians...better not to start about them....

So, I wouldn't be surprised to see Serbo-Croatian lobby actually

BUT, very important thing is what are they by ethnicity. For "Croats" I can say that girl is certainly Croatian, while guy is Moslem, I would say by his name. Slovenian guy is defintely Macedonian by ethnicity, so all of that can be important when they will decide who will audience vote for first time.

To be honest, I would be surprised if first nominees wouldn't be Albanian girl and one Slovenian.

UPDATE - my mistake, two Albanians, no Hungarians among competitors

On second day first fight - between Croats
Guy is, it seems, annoyed by her constant singing, while she said that everybody hates him already because he can't stop talking. He responded with curses....which lead to a lot of yelling

Later, they were all talking about sex and what they would do to each other (I really wonder where they found them - we are not like that generally lol) and few minutes later they were called by "Big Brother" and banned for 7 days to talk about sex.

LOL! Gotta keep an eye on this one ...

Hey, keep us updated eh, MOU? Heh ... <grins>









(Big Brother was invented in Holland. Yes, we are truly sorry.)