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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 11:49 am
https://i.imgur.com/4bdxHNG.jpg

Anyone with less than 40,000 posts here at a2k will be escorted out through the service entrance and openly shamed for their evil audacity to enter this august, exclusive institution.

But I'm open for early membership via exorbitant bribes....
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 11:57 am
Now wait just a minute there -
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:02 pm
@edgarblythe,
Good to have you here Edgar. Make yourself at home. Remember, we have an open bar to 11PM each night.

https://i.imgur.com/TBMy33m.jpg
Appetizers?

https://i.imgur.com/L7HJV1S.jpg
Edgar!
You're 33 posts from the Diamond Galaxy Club (100k posts and higher). Even I can't look to see what their penthouse foyer looks like.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:05 pm
Those are funny looking chicken legs.
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:06 pm
@tsarstepan,
Dammit I need another 650 or so.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:09 pm
@jespah,

you're not allowed in here, dolling.

it's one of those snobby, exclusionary joints...
ossobucotemp
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:11 pm
Welllllll, my old self, ossobuco, with no temp yet attached, had 106,621 posts..

I'll bring the homemade hummus and a variety of toasts and crackers.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:11 pm
I like Boone's Farm Strawberry with my chicken.
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lmur
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:13 pm
@Region Philbis,
I can sell you my 4700 odd posts. That will get you both through the velvet rope.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:15 pm
@ossobucotemp,
ossobucotemp wrote:

Welllllll, my old self, ossobuco, with no temp yet attached, had 106,621 posts..

I'll bring the homemade hummus and a variety of toasts and crackers.

You'll be grandfathered in. Your first job? Kick out dem no good bums! Surprised Evil or Very Mad
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:17 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

Those are funny looking chicken legs.

Nothing but da best!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:17 pm
@edgarblythe,
given our numbers, I think we should get plus 1's on our invites
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:19 pm
@ehBeth,
And we should do a tribute to our Golden Eagle.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:23 pm
@edgarblythe,
You're going to sing again?

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a0409546202_10.jpg



oh wait
you said eagle, not earring

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ossobucotemp
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:24 pm
@tsarstepan,
I do daily with my use of the ignore button. I need to foster some serenity in my life.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 12:44 pm
I sing like a golden hammer against a rusty bucket.
ossobucotemp
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 01:03 pm
@edgarblythe,
Back in the day, I could clear out a funeral mass with my singing in the choir, being the only one who showed up except for the organist, who must have compensated for my horrible singing with more gusto than usual.

Well, nobody left, but I would have understood.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 01:09 pm
https://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d83fe56116208ac045b9f8a268a494b1?r=R&d=identicon&s=180
Answered Questions: 37
Posts: 223,160
Location: Beyond the black stump
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 01:09 pm
lmur wrote:
I can sell you my 4700 odd posts. That will get you both through the velvet rope.
let history show that the black market for contraband posts began on this day...
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2017 01:12 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

https://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d83fe56116208ac045b9f8a268a494b1?r=R&d=identicon&s=180
Answered Questions: 37
Posts: 223,160
Location: Beyond the black stump


Sir Dutchy already holds the indefinite Emperor status/position, from now and to eternity. The entire penthouse suite will be named after him as well.
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