How Long Can You Make My Thread Get?

That particular board where the jokes are, is only authorized for users at a higher level. So I'll just post one.

"Priest`s Ass Makes Money


A priest wanted to raise money for his church. When told that there was a
fortune in horse racing,he decided to purchase a racehorse and enter it in
the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was
so
high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might just as well go ahead and enter
it
in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the
local paper carried this headline:

PRIEST`S ASS SHOWS
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and this time it won. The paper read:

PRIEST`S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST`S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of
the
donkey. The priest decided to give the donkey to a nun in a nearby
convent.
The paper headline the next day read:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun she couldn`t keep the donkey. She
sold the donkey to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
This was too much for the Bishop!, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day,
the headline in the paper read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day!!!!"

"Cute furry little white thing:???!!!

Sir - you have insulted me.



Herewith my gauntlet (and one for you to return the favour with, if, as I surmise, you are inadequately accoutred) as token that I require you, sir, to expunge the insult, with weapons of your choice.














I await your immediate reply, sir, as you value your honour.

The bunny is pissed......

So you're not cute, furry or white?

Thanks for the weapons, but all it takes is my bare hands, and some mere words.

"Herewith my gauntlet"...that is hilarious. Can he pick jousting too? Jousting! Yeah! I wanna see a joust! Come on, lucifer, pick joust!!!

Having no experience in jousting, and more experience in torturing my victims with mere words and mental spells, that is my weapon of choice.

Since kicky seems to really, really want to see a joust, I'm going to ask: who here has any experience in jousting or wants a joust with dlowan?

Sir, you are the one who has insulted me.

Ready your words, you pusillanimous, snooded, pipsqueak.

Oh, so you're not cute, white or furry. That's too bad because I shouldn't have any reason to torture a cute, white, furry bunny--they don't go to hell. At least they shouldn't.

I'm already ready.

gadzooks, I like very much to jost.







But - the wizard, methinks, has no stomach for it!

I am waiting....

Jousting? Well, you could try and fight me with your lance, assuming you get close enough before I cast my spells.

Of course, if I went and edited the "insulting" post, you'd also have to edit the quotation as well.

No spells allowed in a jost, lucifer!

<pulls out josting rulebook, opens it, points to page 1245, section 43-5505B-1, where it clearly states "there are absolutely no spells, incantations, or other otherworldly devices allowed in a jost." Closes book.>

I am otherworldly, what do you mean?

I don't like riding horses. They smell bad. Why ride one when I can fly?

Went to a Nepalese restaurant tonight. They had one dish that my friend thought smelled like horse sweat. Dunno about that, but it stunk, and tasted most peculiar. The host said it was the bamboo shoots, and that most people don't like the dish, but that people from Nepal say it's what they miss most.

Horse sweat.

mmmmmmmm

Eww...

Are you wearing the bunny costume?

ha!




went to a re-creation of a 16th century Praetorius mass. I wore something to cover the tail and ears.

Glad you liked the ears. Now where's my glazed donut and nestea?

Hello! I put those on a tray for you about 6 or 7 hours ago. What you did with them after that, I surely don't know. <huffy tone>

Whoops, I missed it.

<sees tray>

At least nobody stole it.