Yeah, we believe you, dlowan. Sure.
shewolfnm wrote:dlowan wrote:Not sure this site is big enough fer two goddamned Wabbits.
im a wolf. hows'bout i just eat one of ya?
You lookin' fer a good snout slappin'?
And - I'll have you know I have a friendly woodcutter.....my - what big teeth you have....
How deep your rabbit hole goes? It better be not deep enough to reach hell. Or maybe we will have rabbit meat for dinner. Satan likes it best.
(sorry!)
Just you be watchin' it, Marlboro Boy.
It was funny, kicky, but did it merit 24 laughing emoticons? Maybe 18.
You were right, Gus! While your were posting, I was deleting that post.
It wasn't my idea to call myself "bunny whatever". I'm a dark angel, not some cute furry little white thing.
By the way, we haven't had any sightings of little critter holes yet, so maybe your rabbit hole isn't so deep after all.
Thanks, kicky. Now my post doesn't make any sense.
(Not that they ever do)
Lucifer wrote:How deep your rabbit hole goes? It better be not deep enough to reach hell. Or maybe we will have rabbit meat for dinner. Satan likes it best.
(sorry!)
Hell?????
Ha! How Freudian!
There is a Garden in my Burrow,
Where Roses and white Lillies grow ;
A heau'nly paradice is that place,
Wherein all pleasant fruits doe flow.
There Cherries grow, which none may buy
Till Cherry ripe themselues doe cry.
Sorry, Gus, but I am glad to see you. That make you feel any better?
dlowan wrote:Lucifer wrote:How deep your rabbit hole goes? It better be not deep enough to reach hell. Or maybe we will have rabbit meat for dinner. Satan likes it best.
(sorry!)
Hell?????
Ha! How Freudian!
There is a Garden in my Burrow,
Where Roses and white Lillies grow ;
A heau'nly paradice is that place,
Wherein all pleasant fruits doe flow.
There Cherries grow, which none may buy
Till Cherry ripe themselues doe cry.
In other words, don't dig too deep, or you'll reach hell. No gardens in hell besides little patches of fungi.
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The
bartender says "Hey, we don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom
says, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"
I believe I can post innapropriate jokes here.. cant I??? :-)
> Three Strangers :
>
> Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger
> lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while awaiting their respective flights.
>
>
> One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer;
> another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show ;
> and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly
> arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.
>
> Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two
> Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the
> conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
>
> The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine
> table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The
>wind
> outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is
>flapping; but
> still no plane comes.
>
> Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks,
>"At one time
> here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
>
>
> The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my
> people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you
>suppose that
> is?"
>
> The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth
> and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . .
>.
>
> "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet,
> but I do believe it's a-comin'."
There's some jokes at
www.lue2.com under the "Sex & Relationship" board under the topic, "Sex Jokes" (a lot funnier than it sounds), but I think you have to sign up and be at least a regular user or something. If you want, I'll post them here.
Lucifer wrote:There's some jokes at
www.lue2.com under the "Sex & Relationship" board under the topic, "Sex Jokes" (a lot funnier than it sounds), but I think you have to sign up and be at least a regular user or something. If you want, I'll post them here.
Go for it. But just don't turn it into a complete joke thread, or I'll have to break out my Bill Hicks quotes. Hmmm...
Oh wait, I didn't check that link. It's not too over the line, is it? Don't want to get the "How Long Can You Make My Thread Get" thread locked by the moderators. Ehbeth'll have a heart attack.