Superjuly! Thank god you're allright! I was so worried about you! Here, want another hit off the angel dust joint? I think there's just a little bit left.
<grabbing the joint> yaaay! we like to parteee...
don't be so glad, btw. I haven't forgotten about that fingernail...
<mumbling underbreath>
<Handing it over to Lucifer>
Here.
I just finished putting up my tree. It's 7 ft tall!
I haven't put up the lights yet, tomorrow. Some of them are burn't out. I'll have to buy some more strands too, and more decoration. I've never had such a lrage tree. It's fake, but it will look great decorated. wooohooo!
Night all.
Hmmm...
<Takes joint and gives it to Satan--when he's high, I go and steal some more pork.>
Thanks, guys.
What kinda pork was that?
Tenderloin?
Raw pork, from the ice chambers. We leave the pigs there whole until they freeze solid and their organic tissues die.
How's the tree trimming proceeding?
Joe
I was thinking chicken nuggets for the tree in the backyard. The raccoons would like it - and that'll give the dogs some exercise.
Bah, humbug. I'm not getting a tree. My apartment is too small, and I don't need anything new for my cat to chew on and knock over.
Cat ?
Eek - he's got plates and a cat
Plates, a cat, and a 20 megabyte collection of porn involving cute twenty-year-old WOMEN!
Does that answer your unasked question?
Hey - did you ever get that Paris and ugly Carter kid stuff for your buddy?
Nope. I tried and tried, but I could never get the real clip, so I gave up. No Christmas gift for him.
Maybe you can find some other ugly Carter kid stuff.
I have bats and plenty of space for trees to grow. But they don't grow in hell. At the greenest places in hell, all we have are fungi.
Lucifer wrote:I have bats and plenty of space for trees to grow. But they don't grow in hell. At the greenest places in hell, all we have are fungi.
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn and Fungi Grows in Hell. Do you ever have the desire to write a book? :wink:
Not really. Unless you mean the humors of posting about hell on forums like this. Or maybe "Tourism in Hell" (Um, I mean we're still deciding if we want tours, Satan). If you knew more about fungi, the mushroom parts of them that you see above ground are just the fruiting bodies. The whole entire fungus is actually a complicated network of fungal tissue underground. If I remember correctly, they're made of chitin.
