Oooh, egg nog, I have some soynog in the fridge.... be back later.
The average american gains ten pounds during the holidays.
drink soynog instead, it's less fattening.
Seriously 10 pounds? Says who?
I have a vision of littlek nearly falling out of her chair as she attempts to type and drink soynog at the same time. The soynog splashed onto the keyboard and littlek giggles and hold her hand over her mouth in an attempt to stifle the giggle.
I heard that about five years ago from a freind. I don't know if it's true or not.
If I know it's not fattening it don't taste as good.
My Mom just called me and told me about a virus going around that comes to you by somebody you know that says something about the CIA or the FBI. When you open it it jacks you up.
That is some crazy ****, amigo. Did you know that I once worked for the CIA?
I thought you looked familar. Only you were waering suade denem and wire rimmed reflective shades.
I know
Besides look who's talking
Who? Do you slosh your eggnog?
you tricked me.
I bet your a closet soynog slosher.
Soynog is an abomination in the sight of the god in whom I do not believe.
Little k shall burn in the hell which does not exist, except in the projections of vengeful primitives, and especially for those who dring soynog and eat tofu burgers.
