Snowflake anti-reality protester gets run over then arrested

Hahahaha. These idiots just can't understand why jumping in front of someone's vehicle doesn't get the driver arrested, eh?

They're just lucky that he hit brakes instead of flooring it. They think they're immune from the laws of physics as well as the law of the land.

That is in fact part of the problem. It's a short step from thinking oneself to be above man's laws to thinking oneself above things like the law of averages, the laws of physics and what not.

Drivers in areas where this **** goes on should start carrying cans of bear spray around with them.

Keep mumbling your crazy ****, Gunga, until the nurse comes around with your meds.

I've never seen a bear or a reality-protester get shot with that stuff but I have seen a (big/mean) pit bull get shot with it and I have to assume the effect would be similar...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/UDAP-Pepper-Power-Bear-Spray-Repellant-w-Camouflage-Camo-Holster-/351662088008?hash=item51e0b19f48:g:zM0AAOSwKtVWzn8Z

I've also seen a wrist holster for the stuff, mostly designed for people on bicycles.

By the way, how did it work out with the pit bull?

Badly. A buddy had a big problem with neighbor's pit bulls getting into his yard and chasing him. I had the bottle of bear spray which I keep in the car for sleeping at rest stops or whatever, and I had always sort of wanted to see what would actually happen...

At any rate, I had handed the bottle of bear spray to my body while I was sort of redoing the corner of the fence with safety wire and this pit bull was trying to bite my arm off while I was doing this and my buddy finally got tired of watching that, and let the dog have it full in the face with the bear spray. The dog spent the next several hours rubbing his face in the grass and whining about how unfair it was and if you can believe this, the wind swirled just the tiniest bit about the moment my friend lit the dog up with the bear spray and the two of us actually got just the tiniest bit of that stuff in our own faces and we were sneezing for about the next 20 minutes, and that was a microscopic amount of the stuff, nobody's idea of fun

Glad to hear it works.

A predictable backlash to these over-reaching, idiotic "protesters," eh?



I can see it now, eh? A wall of protesters, 10-20 deep, blocking a freeway on one side. A quarter a mile away, facing them, 200 dragsters with massive engines. Then comes the announcement over a P.A. system: "Gentlemen, start your engines."

Then a flag drops and the air goes dark from burning rubber and ear plugs are needed to avoid permanent hearing loss as the drivers mash the accelerators through the floor.

When the carnage is over the drivers will say "Yeah, sue me, chumps."