Margo, worry not, when Walter sees this he will send you a link to the best gaffs around.
By the way- and having bought a lottery ticket this evening- I can tell you gentle readers that one of my pet fantasies is being able to use luxury hotels, the ones you see in glossy expensive magazines, the ones you see me with my nose pressed up against the window of. For example, near where we were last time, and just along from Penderel's Oak in High Holborn, there's a swanky hotel called the Holborn Court or something which looks absolutely great- although you can't judge a book by its cover, as they say.
Anyway, if my numbers come up, I'll send you all a postcard.