New disease

Ye gods it's nearly 2 pm and I'm still at it, my newspaper and yardwork having altogether dropped....

Guys you must think I'm kiddin' but I ain't

You think you're getting addicted to A2K?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/social-media/10304570/12-signs-that-youre-addicted-to-social-media.html

Lick that' what I'm afraid of

Cen thank you for that link, I shall address all 12

Dale, is something wrong? What's gotten into you lately?Feeling okay, you seem a little off the last few days.

You are suffering from PACEMAKER

Problematic
Accessibility
Control
Excitement
Machines
Algorithmically
Killing
Everything
Real

Get out now while you still can, before Old Computer Disaster brings the imaginary castles crashing from the clouds.

Accept a lucrative contract with the Victorville Daily Press to report your rehabilitation in a daily column on the front page entitled , All About Me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_addiction_disorder

Yea Krum it's that damned Donepezil

Damb, hilarious
Forgive hopeless puns

Oh Bit I do have one, they've published hundreds of my L's to the Ed. But in my declining years I do hope yet to make Front age

As for my L's evidently nobody reads 'em 'cause nobody responds, 'cept one fella one time who hadn't even understood what I was saying

Oh but they don't pay....


Incidentally thanks for that babbr PIU; it's not ev....

It was a typo but maybe it's pertinent---babbling abbreviation

No kiddin' C/C, workin' on it

....determined to find that timer, so each morn set to 1/2 hr....
...That is, if I don't forget