The Pants Game!

A fool and his pants are soon parted (money)

Take my pants.... please! (Henny Youngman - wife)

... This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this pants. - Shakespeare (England)

How do I love thee? Let me count the pants.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My pants can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal pants

All we are saying is give pants a chance.

A selection of HP and Pants!

Harry nodded, hoping silently that his lame pants could be a little stronger.

The only thing really worrying Harry was how much Ron was allowing the pants of the Slytherin team to upset him before they even got on to the pitch...


She pulled them over to the other Pants standing around and one by one mananged to help them on..........

The one-armed pants galloped at Lord Voldemort...

Mr. Crouch's House-Elf, holding Harry Potter's pants?

"How would it be," she (Hermione) asked them coldly, "If I refused to lend you my pants this year?"

"we haven't got pants" said mr weasly...

"Nobody likes being locked up in their pants!"

Don't look a gift horse in the pants. (mouth)

A penny for your pants. (thoughts)

Butter wouldn't melt in her pants. (mouth)

It takes all PANTS to make a world. (sorts)
PANTS before seven, fine before eleven. (Rain)
Variety is the spice of PANTS. (life)

"Forward Light Brigade!"
"Charge for the pants" he said:

Tennyson (with apologies)

The quality of pants is not strained
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven...


My son is a son till he gets him a wife
But my pants are my pants all the days of my life
(daughter)

You can't put old wine in new pants.

"Give me liberty or give me Pants!" -Patrick Henry


"Ask not what your pants can do for you, but what can you do for your pants." -JFK

"You can pick your pants, you can pick your friends, but you cant pick your friend's pants."

Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit the pants.

"You dont have any pants! Nobody likes you!" -Gollum/Smeagol LotR

Nursey Rhymes,

"Hickory dickory dock, the pants went up the clock."

"Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the pants jumped over the moon."

If I want your pants I'll give them to you (If I want your opinion I'll give it to you)

Suddenly, I'm channeling Sinatra.

<singing> I've got pants under my skin (you)
Fly me to the pants! (moon)
Love and pants (marriage)
Oops there goes another rubber tree pants (plant)

or alternatively 'I've got you under my pants.'
'Pants and marriage.'

In springtime, a young man's fancy often turns to thoughts of pants

'Season of pants and mellow fruitfulness'...