We wish you a merry pants
Happy Pants Day to you,
Happy Pants Day to you...
Congratulations! It's a Pant!
...... part of Pants greetings phenomenon
Pants riddles:
Why did the pants cross the road?
How many psychologists does it take to change a pants?
Quote:Why did the pants cross the road?
Whether the pants crossed the road or the road crossed the pants depends upon your frame of reference.
Quote:How many psychologists does it take to change a pants?
Only one, but the pants has to really WANT to change....
Little Red Riding Pants (featuring the Big Bad Pants)
The Three Little Pants (I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your pants down)
The Gingerbread Pants
Ali Baba and the Seven Pants
The Shoemaker and the Pants
Tales of the Arabian Pants
Puss and Pants
The Little Pants That Could
T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the pants not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...
Adrian wrote:Quote:Why did the pants cross the road?
Whether the pants crossed the road or the road crossed the pants depends upon your frame of reference.
The correct answer is, "the chicken didn't feel like wearing pantyhose that day."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say pants?
And, in the beginning, God created the pants...
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the Pants." -Bush (terrorists)
The pants, the pants, the pants are on fire!
This is from the movie hook,
"Pants, pants, give us the pants. Pants, pants, give us the pants. Pants, pants, give us the pants. *chant stops* *smee's quotes (Yay!)* Captain, James, Pants!"
(Chant is Hook.. James, Houk
sticks and stones can break your bones, but pants can never hurt you.
He who plays with pants will get burned. (fire)
"We have enough pants, how about a fountain of SMART?" -MerlinsGodson
An apple a day keeps the pants away.
CaptainRiddlerPants.
CaptainPantsHook.
Iowa, United Pants.
Pants, United States.
(Lol help me, the pants are taking over.)
