Soon it will be April Pants Day
Yesterday was the first day of pants.
Distance lends enchantment to the pants.
Some pants are best forgotten.
Today is the first day of Brownpants.
Four score and seven pants ago....
Don't pant for me Argentina.
If at first you dont pants, try, try again
"I've got one hand in my pants, and the other one is lightin' a cigarette."
If your puffing, I'll have you panting all night Jenny!
"Take your pants off boy, when you're talking to me"
Pants off and stood to attention M'dear.
Anything else I can pant for you Miss?
These pants were made for walking.
(Mathos, GET OUT of my head! I just came in here with every intention of writing "these pants are made for walking")
So, I'll just use the song I'm listening to right now...
"If there was a better way to go then it would find me. I can't help the pants just roll out behind me. Be kind to me, or treat me mean...I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine."
What can I say Jenny?
I know.................
Bless your beautiful pants!
Did you like that?
How pantful!
Good pants, anyway!
Pant the good pant with all thy pants!
Hi Francis.
Best pants to you, Mathos!
Pants in white pants.
