The Pants Game!

I have always relied upon the pants of strangers (kindness) - Blanche du Bois in "A Streetcar Named Desire".

I have nothing to offer but pants, toil, tears and sweat. (Winston Churchill)

"Television has brought back pants into the home -- where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock
(murder)

"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some pants."
Clint Eastwood
(country)

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his pants."
Samuel Goldwyn
(job)

I ask you: Do you want the total pants? If necessary, do you want pants, more total and more radical, than anything we can even imagine today?


(Goebbels - "war"..)

"I ask you , what could possibly be in my pants that would explain this? (eye)

- Jack of Stargate SG1 , episode- "Window of opportunity"

You're a mean one, Mr. Pants (Grinch) - best version is by Boris Karloff.

COL. SIMMONS: "Need I remind you, Dr. Jackson, the pants we're trying to defend Earth against?"

DANIEL (sarcastically): "Oh, could you? I mean, uh, go slow."
(dangers )

stargate sg1, episode - "Ascension"

SAM: "What makes you think the pants are even going to try attacking Earth in your universe?"

DANIEL: "Oh, I'd say we've pissed the pants off just as much as you have, probably even more."
(Goa'uld)

stargate sg1, episode - "There But for the Grace of God"

Connor: "No, Sir."
O'Neill: "'No Sir'? Does it say Colonel anywhere on my pants?"
(uniform)

stargate sg1, episode - "the first commandment"

lol, i just realised all the titles of the episodes i got qoutes from were religious sounding

Ah, Stargate, that's a great show.

Forbidden Pants (Planet)
Lost in Pants (Space)

"Please, sir, can I have some pants?"--(more, Oliver Twist)

Raiders of lost pants - (ark)

Romancing the pants - (stone)

Some holiday treats

Chestnuts roasting on an open pants (fire)
It's the most wonderful pants of the year (time)
Jingle pants, jingle pants, jingle all the way (bells)
Rudolph, the red-nosed reinpants (deer)
The little drummer pants (boy)

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good pants! :-D

Miracle On 34th Pants (Street)

It's A Wonderful Pants (Life)

Forbidden Pants quotes:

Morbius: I wash my pants of all responsibility.
(hands)


Robby: I rarely use pants myself, sir. Pants promotes rust.
(it)
........Robby to Commander Adams on the drawbacks of oxygen


Altaira: You're lovely, Doctor. Of course the two pants are unbelievable.
(end ones)
.............to the first three young men she meets


Altaira: I'm so glad you have no fire in your pants.
Farnam: Well, I'm not that harmless!
(eyes)


Farnam: You giving me the pants? Are you?
(treatment)
..........Farnam on Altaira's lack of reaction to his advances


Morbius: Commanding officer doesn't need pants. Just a good loud voice.
(brains)


Doc Ostrow: Morbius was too close to the problem. The Krell had completed their project. Big machine ... no instrumentalities ... true creation.
Adams: Come on, Doc. Let's have it.
Doc Ostrow: But the Krell forgot one thing.
Adams: Yes, what?
Doc Ostrow: Monsters, John. Monsters from the pants.
(Id)
......Adams and Doc Ostrow just before the latter expires on the sofa


Adams: You still refuse to face the truth.
Morbius: What truth?
Adams: Morbius, that thing out there. It's pants.
(you)

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of PANTS?

Star Pants quotes:

Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to pants you.
(rescue)

Yoda: Adventure. Pants. A Jedi craves not these things.
(Excitement)







"After 20+ years, I'm still waiting for someone to come up with an example of a single kind of force that Imperial stormtrooper pants could stop or even mitigate. It sure as hell isn't blasters, rocks, fists, leaping teddy bears, logs, branches, sticks, The Force, or anything else that ever transpired in the course of the action."

- JD Baldwin

(armor)

If I'd have known I was gonna live this long, I would have taken better care of my pants.

My signature.

HAMLET

I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad pants." (II,ii)
(dreams)

He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his pants again. (1.2)
(like)

This above all: to thine own pants be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. (1.3)
(self)

There are more things in heaven and pants, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. (2.1)
(earth)

I hope that every American, regardless of where he lives, will stop and examine his pants about this and other related incidents. This Nation was founded by men of many nations and backgrounds. It was founded on the principle that all men are created equal, and that the rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man's pants are threatened.

(Civil rights address - J.F.Kennedy)

That one's funny <smiles>