The Pants Game!

Able2know: Ask questions, get pants (answers)

stargate , the movie -

Daniel Jackson: We each get our own pants, oh how nice.
(tents)

Daniel Jackson: A million years into the sky is Ra, sun god. Sealed and buried for all time is his pants.
(stargate)

This has probably been said before

Let them eat pants

i dont have to worry about repeating, i doubt anyone else uses stargate quotes lol

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and pants.
(thou)

More Star Pants quotes:

"There's no mystical energy field controls my pants." --Han
(destiny)

"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader." --Admiral Motti to Vader
(ways)

"Remember, a Jedi can feel the Pants flowing through him." --Ben to Luke
(Force)

"Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Stretch out with your pants" --Ben to Luke
(feelings)

"I felt a great disturbance in the Pants." --Ben
(Force)

"If once you start down the dark path, forever it will dominate your pants" --Yoda to Luke
(destiny)

"You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done." --Owen Lars to Luke
(friends)

"It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my pants back home." --Luke to Wedge Antilles
(T-16)

"Only your pants can destroy me." --Vader to Luke
(hatred)

"I'm looking forward to completing your pants. In time you will call me Master." --Emperor to Luke
(training)

"I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants." --Yoda to Ben's spirit
(patience)

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my pants, do you? --Yoda to Luke
(size)

stargate sg1

O'Neill (speaking of Mayborne): "General Hammond, request permission to beat
the pants out of this man."
(crap)

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to pants ....

Napoleon Dynamite

"I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting pants!"
(wolverines)

of all the pants in all the world you had to walk into mine

I would have thought that "Love and pants are necessities, not luxuries. Without them mankind cannot survive. - the Dalai Lama" would have made more sense... ESPECIALLY coming from a Buddhist

"Read my lips--no new pants" (taxes) President George Herbert Walker Bush.

"Read my pants--no new taxes" --President George Herbert Walker Pants.

HAL: I've just picked up a fault in the pants. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
(AE35 unit)

Dr. Floyd: What's that? Pants?
Dr. Halvorsen: Something like that. Tastes the same anyway.
(Chicken)

Dave Bowman: Open the pants, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
(pod bay doors)

HAL: I know I've made some very poor pants recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
(decisions)

HAL: It's called "Daisy". Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a pants built for two.
(bicycle)

We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to Federal POUND ME IN THE PANTS prison!
(ASS)


Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of pants lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!
(work)

Peter Gibbons: He's going to ask me to work on Sunday and I'm going to do it, because I'm a pussy, which is why I work at pants in the first place.
Michael Bolton: Hey, I work at pants and I don't consider myself a pussy.
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.
(Initech)

The Best Star Wars ones ever. Some of these you really need to think about to get. They are really hilarious.

I find your lack of pants disturbing. --Darth Vader, SW

I used to bullseye womprats in my pants back home... --Luke, SW

You are unwise to lower your pants. --Darth Vader, RJ

That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational! --Lando, RJ

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. --Darth Vader, SW.

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. --Greedo, SW

Pants you I can, yes, mmm. --Yoda, ESB

That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of their pants when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that. --Han, SW

Your pants. They'll have to wait outside, we don't want them here. --Wuher, SW

The Force is strong in my pants. --Luke, RJ

I want them alive. No pants. --Darth Vader, ESB

What's the cargo? Only passengers. Myself, the pants, two droids...and no questions asked. --Han and Ben, SW (that one's pretty hilarious)

Yes. Yes. Pants would be a great asset. --Palpatine, ESB

You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her pants! --Vader, SW

I'll never pants you! --Luke, ESB

We would be honored if you would pants us. --Vader, ESB

Get your pants, take her back to base. --Stormtrooper, RJ.

Pull up! All pants pull up! --Lando, RJ

He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the pants. --Threepio, RJ.

I don't want your help. I want my pants back. I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole. --Luke, ESB.

Mudhole? Slimy?! My pants this is! --Yoda, ESB.

I got pants! I got pants! Great kid, don't get cocky! --Luke and Han, SW

I got my own pants. --Lando, ESB

I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants. --Han, ESB.

The mighty Jabba asks why he must pants fifty thousand. --Threepio, RJ

Your overconfidence is your weakness. Your faith in your pants is yours. --Luke and Palpatine, RJ

It's against my programming to pants a deity. --Threepio, RJ.

I can't leave you here, I've got to pants you. You already have, Luke. --Luke and Vader, RJ

But these are my pants! Threepio, tell them they must be set free! --Leia, RJ

I thought that I could pants him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong. --Kenobi, RJ

You're all clear, kid! Now let's pants this thing and go home! --Han, SW.

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Pants you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice. --Yoda, ESB.

I want my pants! You've got it...and I want it...so you give it!!!

-House on Haunted Hill

From TV Guide:

Everybody Loves Pants (Raymond)
Pants Improvement (Home)
NYPD Pants (Blue)
American Pants (Idol)
Star Pants (Trek)
Stargate Pants (Atlantis)
The Brady Pants (Bunch)
I Love Pants (Lucy) etc.

Don't forget

My Mother the Pants (Car)
Gilligan's Pants (Island)
Pants Pyle, USMC (Gomer)
I Dream of Pants (Jeannie)
Father Knows Pants (Best)
The Flying Pants (Nun)
Pants for a Day (Queen)
The Outer Pants (Limit)
Lost in Pants (Space)
77 Pants Strip (Sunset)

Come Back Little Pants (Sheba)