Do you do your makeup on the floor?

What on earth does that mean?

The latest trend is for women to combine cosmetics and physical fitness into one and apply makeup while trampolining. While admittedly expensive, in that it requires rooms with 20 ft ceilings and full length mirrors to match, it's absolutely sweeping the country. Conventionally floorbound makeup appliers are disparaged as "groundhogs" and are socially avoided whenever possible.

Well, I wish that had been explained at the beginning. I was visualizing a bunch of women rolling around on a gymnasium floor covered in various kinds of make up.

That was the trend over 15 years ago. Yoga instructors would place buckets of makeup on the floor and help the gals doing downward facing dog dunk their faces in the bucket and then the relief spotters would quickly apply eyeliner and mascara while ladies were in the upward facing dog. Then the women would occasionally roll around on the gym floors, but only if they were not worried about smudging their makeup. We traditionalist still like to roll around on gym floors drenching ourselves in ALL kinds of makeup, let me know if you ever want to join us. You don't have to dip yourself in makeup, we always need someone who will run around and apply lipstick to the older gals.

Oh. And here I was, visualizing all those babes slithering around on a floor well greased with facial cream.

When I plan on starting my daily routine of makeup, I will put it on while standing on the ceiling.

No, my floor doesn't need makeup.

Last time we made up, we did it on the couch.

Buncha smart alecs.

So, answer the OP.

I think you all pretty much summed it up.

Meantime, some of us like seeing ordinary wit in conversation, or otherwise threads.

Foolmeggie is a good idea.