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BLONDE MATURITY

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 02:43 pm
A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts,
"Mommy, Mommy! Today we did counting, and all the
other kids only got up to 5, but I got up to 10. 1,
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! That's good, isn't it
Mommy?

"Yes dear, it is."

"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes dear, it is."

The next day the girl comes skipping home and
screams, "Mommy, Mommy! Today we did the alphabet,
and all the other kids only got to D, but I got up
to G. A, B, C, D, E, F, G! That's good, isn't it
Mommy?"

"Yes dear, it is."

"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes dear, it is."

The following day the girl comes skipping home and
exclaims, "Mommy, Mommy! Today we did gym class,
and all the other girls had flat chests, but I have
these!" At this point the girl pulls up her top
revealing a pair of a! mazing 36C breasts. "That's
good, isn't it Mommy?"


"Yes dear, it is," replied a slightly embarrassed
mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"No dear, it's because you're 25."
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