TELEPHONE ZOMBIES

Theyre all over the map, hundreds of thousands of empty eyed zombies staring into theor i phone screens , getting greased by traffic, as they search for , and find, little pokemons.
Yesterday, we had a nice lunch at a dockside restaurant in the little Chesapeake Bay town of Northeast Md. Outside the patio walls were hundreds of these zombies shuffling around seeking the spot where the prize is. It was so scary that we began making up a story line about how aliens (the outer space kind) have created this numbnutz game and everyone playing is slowly turning into a POD.

The coordinates for the Northeast community park are easily figured from google. Go there and extract the little rat and further rot your head.

I guess its either pokemon GO or Jebus an his homies on a Sunday.

I dont know whether we are being invaded but , if we are, dont worry about the army. Most plyers seem quite overweight (even by US standards).

What was truly scary is that most of the players were in their 20's to 40's. There were some parents leading their larvae into the game. Start em young they say.