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Environmentally friendly ways to murder snails .... kindly

 
 
cavfancier
 
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Reply Sun 12 Sep, 2004 06:38 am
I think that counts as cruel AND environmentally friendly.
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 12 Sep, 2004 06:40 am
Suddenly I feel a wee bit woozy.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sun 12 Sep, 2004 06:42 am
How is that different from cruising a bar for a mate? Laughing
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 12 Sep, 2004 06:50 am
I fear this thread has gone off the rails ....
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sun 12 Sep, 2004 06:51 am
I blame gus, he started it.
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 12 Sep, 2004 06:54 am
Poor Gus, he gets blamed for far too many things.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 12 Sep, 2004 03:50 pm
Ain't that the truth.
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 12 Sep, 2004 05:44 pm
Smile
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the Reverend
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 04:39 am
My Take On Killing Snails, CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE Edition


Hmm. Snail problems. Well, as mostly a slug sufferer I'm not sure I'm in a position to give you definitive advice, however...

[If you're feeling particularly cruel, and wish to stay the course, go to ending 1. If you'd rather try a different approach, go to ending 2.]





ENDING 1
..., in my opinion, you don't have the right to kill them unless you can do it with your own two (I assume) hands. Possible methods: Smashing, Strangulation, Stabbing, Incessant Poking.
THE END


ENDING 2
..., your best bet would be to eliminate the desire to be rid of them. Hold onto your desk for this one...BEFRIEND THEM. By forming deep, interpersonal relationships with the snails, you'll have no desire to kill them and your fondness for your plants will pale in comparison to the love you share with your new neighbors. Possible names: Bashful, Sheldon, Denise, Artichoke-Face.
THE END












Copyright 2004, Pulpit Press
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 16 Sep, 2004 04:47 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Ain't that the truth.


Rather you than me.......
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 16 Sep, 2004 04:48 am
I've changed my mind. I blame Stilly now.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 16 Sep, 2004 05:01 am
Yeah, right blame the messenger.... never the goat-lover, always the messenger.....
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 16 Sep, 2004 07:03 am
cavfancier wrote:
I've changed my mind. I blame Stilly now.


Laughing
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2004 06:59 am
I was wondering what the tap-tap-tap noise was, outside my bedroom window a few mornings ago. Looked out & there was this one feral-looking little bird, getting stuck into snail after snail from my (very wet, following heavy rain) garden. She had a ruthless technique: grabbing the snail with her beak & thwacking it loudly, from side to side on the footpath, till the shell broke & the flesh inside was accessible. First one, then another, then another! Surprised This was the most efficient & ruthless snail killer I'd ever seen! I was mightily impressed. Very Happy
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